Drabblepost: Zip me! (Insulphurblue)
Zip Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around
"That is just too much money, Tony. I will only wear it once."
Is this the third time he's heard this? It may as well be. "Don't whine about the money, Muffin. You didn't let me pay it for you."
"Because it's so expencive!"
"And because it's so expencive you won't let the billionaire buy it? There is a flaw in your logic, I can't see it yet, I might have to think a little harder about it."
He could hear muffled laughter. Kurt may very well be pressing his face into the towel. Either to smother his giggles or to suffocate himself.
"Look. It will be great PR for her collection. Don't you remember the hilarity that was the Dinosigner? That girl made the whole schmoozing bearable. I wanted to give her money but she refused. So I will very well give her some public attention."
He can hear the hairdryer being turned on. He made one of those step-in toaster they have at the themeparks with water-rides but Kurt rarily uses it.
"We will show up in our very nice suits and some hired fangirls will try to rip them off our chest and that girl from Five will write a nice story about the suits being more hot than our bodies."
It sounded ridiculous. And insane. And it will work so well he'll sometimes burst into laughing spontaneously when remembering it.
When the whiii from the hair dryer is silent for some time he can hear the lock of the door and ta-da one very delicous guy.
He reaches out and turns the inducer on and marvels at the blush that springs to live.
"It'll be fun?"
"The things you make me do, meine Honigbiene."
Halfway to the limo the topic of money comes up again. "But two hundred Dollar, Tony?"
He just smiles and doesn't tell that he had arranged for just 5% to be charged from him.*