#dipshittery

[phillymothman]

"Hey why are you discussing [issue] from the perspective of someone who lives in [the only country OP has ever lived in or visited]????????????????????"

[bat-in-the-machine]

Imagine...

Imagine going BILLIONS in debt to buy a website for five times its value, then disabling people's ability to use that website. No DMs, no replies, no tweets... The only way you can tweet is to schedule your tweet for some future time, like a minute in the future, and wait.

I'm sure this is another push to get people to pay to use Twitter, but it's just going to kill the site permanently.

[simpatheticc]

i love how this meme is in a church cause not even god can save this soggy simp soul

[lolavale]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Jesus motherfucking Christ I’m old.

Thanks for being here.

[scribbling-albatross]

If you think about it, the vast majority of Star Wars is the result of Anakin Skywalker getting his wife pregnant, then tossing a Jedi out the window.

[theeyepatchlady-blog]

Through back to when I was two and my grandma told me she was goin to go jump in the shower so I waddled after her and when she ask me why I told her I wanted to watch her jump up and down in the shower. The end

[fruitloopinthebowlofcheerios]

Fargo just taught me a new word: Dipshittery

That one is definitely a keeper and will be used often. 

[elprofesore]

Gordita

A Taco Bell

is no place to court a lady,

yet that is exactly

what I did.