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if i look back, i am lost
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The Stonewall Inn
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‘no one uses tumblr!’ ‘tumblr is dead!’ no there’s at least enough people for us to point at each other and go ‘10k notes!!!!!!’ and it can happen
oh hey i just remembered this post exists let's curculate it again that'd be funny
I'm pretty certain Tumblr is alive and well
Reblog if you are pretty certain Tumblr is alive and well
I have my suspicions....
The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.
Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.
Miss Piggy vs Doreen Green, off-camera. End result: We keep coming back to them out of breath and saying "Is that all ya got?" before cutting away to some other group. In the end, both are exhausted, neither can move, one proposes calling it a draw, the other calls that one a coward, and they blearily heave themselves towards each other to continue the fight as the credits roll.
So I had a funny dream the other night.
It involved a very gay witch.
I mean, I do like spiders
what?
deltArune chapter 7 leak
I needed to see this today.
….are you writing bee movie fic now? why?
Barry the Bee and his friend Bee Maes Hughes looked high up at the ramparts of war-torn Bee Country, where Fuhrer Bee Bradley oversaw his legions of bee drones.
"The power of one bee doesn't amount to much. But with whatever power I have, I'll protect the ones I love, and in turn they will protect the ones they love. It's the least we tiny bees can do" Barry the Bee said.
"Sounds like a bee-ramid scheme," Bee Maes Hughes said. "But for that to work, you gotta bee standing at the top of the bee-ramid," he said, gesturing to Fuhrer Bee Bradley
"I can't imagine how good it feels standing up there," Barry the Bee said.
At that moment, Bee Envy, disguised as a sexy human, flattened Bee Maes Hughes with the base of a red solo cup.
Yes yes. Envy the enby enbee
According to all known laws of alchemy, there is no way an alchemist should be able to commit human transmutation. Their alchemic powers are too small to get their deceased loved one out of the grave. The alchemist, of course, tries anyway because alchemists don't care that human transmutation is impossible
do you think anyone has a ytp kink . can only get off to sentence mixed porn
do yoy think anyoyna hasasas a ytpink. can only get off to BOOBS. can only get off to DICK. can only get off to sentence mixed pentence
fuUUuf. i'm mumming
Running a horror-themed D&D one-shot, and my players asked me to make pre-gens for them. My secret hope is that they’ll be too distracted by their own character sheets to realize What I Did Here.
A lot of folks don’t realize that they I have, unfortunately, been committing very heavily to this bit. On this Hallow’s Eve, let me remind you.
Monsters & Mysteries is a webcomic and my pet project, inspired by tabletop RPGs and absolutely nothing else how dare you imply these are derivative characters.
Currently, three chapters are complete and online for free (though you can pay what you want for high res PDFs) with the fourth about halfway done. (Patrons also get early access at the highest resolution). Funding goes back into webhosting: I’m just happy when people read and enjoy what I put out for free, and what better day than today! :D
….are you writing bee movie fic now? why?
Barry the Bee and his friend Bee Maes Hughes looked high up at the ramparts of war-torn Bee Country, where Fuhrer Bee Bradley oversaw his legions of bee drones.
"The power of one bee doesn't amount to much. But with whatever power I have, I'll protect the ones I love, and in turn they will protect the ones they love. It's the least we tiny bees can do" Barry the Bee said.
"Sounds like a bee-ramid scheme," Bee Maes Hughes said. "But for that to work, you gotta bee standing at the top of the bee-ramid," he said, gesturing to Fuhrer Bee Bradley
"I can't imagine how good it feels standing up there," Barry the Bee said.
At that moment, Bee Envy, disguised as a sexy human, flattened Bee Maes Hughes with the base of a red solo cup.
Yes yes. Envy the enby enbee
….are you writing bee movie fic now? why?
Barry the Bee and his friend Bee Maes Hughes looked high up at the ramparts of war-torn Bee Country, where Fuhrer Bee Bradley oversaw his legions of bee drones.
"The power of one bee doesn't amount to much. But with whatever power I have, I'll protect the ones I love, and in turn they will protect the ones they love. It's the least we tiny bees can do" Barry the Bee said.
"Sounds like a bee-ramid scheme," Bee Maes Hughes said. "But for that to work, you gotta bee standing at the top of the bee-ramid," he said, gesturing to Fuhrer Bee Bradley
"I can't imagine how good it feels standing up there," Barry the Bee said.
At that moment, Bee Envy, disguised as a sexy human, flattened Bee Maes Hughes with the base of a red solo cup.
Yes yes. Envy the enby enbee
Finding out AI companies are chewing through - literally, they’re pulping and burning them as they go - millions of books often including 1/1s and old texts that cannot be reprinted
Meanwhile there’s always some dipshit telling me AI is the future and we’ve got to just let companies erase human history and literature so they can train their abomination machines to pretend to think like people because a judge said it’s fine
AI companies are buying and scanning printed books for training data, raising copyright and cultural preservation concerns as rare volumes a
What would happen if Kaufmo didn't interrupt Jax and Ribbit's talk?
Something dreadfully homosexual.
play Kingdom Hearts
Addendum:
Are the same person
Not the same person
Play kingdom hearts
showed this to my brother and he made this
thanks I understand even less
So in some cases there's possession involved - Xehanort is responsible for a lot of this - but in at least one, it's just characters sharing a design. There is no in-story reason for Sora and Ventus to look so much alike, but there IS a reason for Sora's nobody to look exactly like Ventus - for almost the entirety of Kingdom Hearts 1-3, sora had Ventus' heart in addition to his own, except for while he was a Heartless. Becoming a Heartless released Kairi's heart and woke her up, but Ventus didn't awaken at the same time... It's all very confusing even when you know what's going on.
This is, of course, because none of this is planned in advance. Each game is basically written with the assumption that it's probably going to be the last but might not be.
transitioning is like putting on the They Live glasses and seeing that 90% of people looking at you are either jerking off or furiously sharpening a knife. or both. and i do not mean that in a sexy or fun way, and i dont like clarifying that, but i know there's a 90% chance you are thinking it, because i wrote it while being a trans woman.
to clarify:
when considering the sexual violence against trans women, it's important to remember that "people only view us sexually" does not mean the same thing as "people only find us attractive". it means "people can only conceptualize of our existence within a sexual light" because that's how the majority of our coverage in media has been tinged in the past century. as a result of the chaste and patriarchal nature of modern capitalism, gender and sexuality are inseparable in much public discourse by virtue of propaganda, and as a result, a trans woman is seen as sexual because efforts towards projecting specifically femininity is only categorized as sexual. and when paired with the uncharitable perception of "man", that propaganda can often evolve how people view us directly into "sexual threat" anywhere, for any reason. i could be in the freezer aisle of costco looking down at the ground while i push my cart and i'd still get dirty looks for wearing a dress (this has happened).
when i say "they're either jerking off or sharpening a knife", i mean we're either viewed sexually, or as sexually threatening, in almost all scenarios.
[NOTE: AS WITH ALL MATTERS OF TRANSMISOGYNY, THIS ISSUE IS 100 TIMES WORSE FOR BLACK GIRLS]
