#headassery

[vampires-and-dhampirs]

Alurcard: We should raid a town together. That's how we can bond together right? Carnage? Adrian & D: ...

[phillymothman]

"Hey why are you discussing [issue] from the perspective of someone who lives in [the only country OP has ever lived in or visited]????????????????????"

[vvh0adie]

yall they stabbing people in this hot memphis ass weather (lmao... don't laugh...lol)

can you imagine getting a sneak peak to hell before you even go?

you outside, bleeding in the hot ass sun, havin' to wait for the medics

i might be stabbed but best believe im finna argue with cho ass

cuz why the fuck you couldn't stab me near some ac?

make my life and yo life easier!

now we both out here tusslin' in the fuckin' heat as you try to stab me and i try not to get stabbed.

memphis wildin'

anyway how is yalls week?

[doriandrifting]

Mike and Will are getting Vecna’d and decide to sing “Neverending Story” and get a little too into it and the power of the performance has Vecna levitating and his bones cracking, but Mike and Will don’t even notice until after they finish. ❤️

[forauldlangsynee]

Him having a conversation with Julie like

Arcade: my back is really hurting today and I have no idea why™

Julie hits him with the: if you didn't sit like a hooligan maybe it wouldn't hurt so much

Arcade (sitting like a hooligan): I don't do that .

[sureokaybye]

online smoke sesh on 4/20 with pete davdison yall fuckers better be there lol

[swordbending]

uh yeah whom tf would watch any children’s tv show expecting/desiring for the main character to kill someone

let alone a children’s tv show where said main character is a 12 year old pacifist monk who’s the last living member of his culture in which said pacifism is deeply ingrained

[clemanime]

Can we talk about the HEADASSERY that is the first episode of The Witcher? Geralt out here being Captain save a bitch and looking mighty fine doing it.

Playing games out here. Poor baby.