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proship fanfic writer, lost the email for other account. Ao3: forbidden_forest_of_desire 32F 18+ only!!

[damnd0zen]

Life in Gravity Falls

[cloevr]

nothing funnier than saying "back in my day" in your 20s as if you aren't the toddler of adults

[bumi05]

he’s hot

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1124

[pinkplushiestar]

my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip

[cruzfucker]

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

[cornfield-cryptid]

Game of Walking Bad

[wowwforever]

[mosslingg]

hold on im having thoughts and feelings here have this timeline i doodled in like an hour to illustrate

[kittywir3]

They are pretending to call eachother.

My first entry.

Invited to the week by; (insert user here after looking up the message)

[no-to-death-pies]

Hello fellow Gravity Falls fans!

I have a special request to you all: I ask everyone who reads this post to write in the comments/reblogs as many Gravity Falls AU's which include Bill Cipher as it is possible! I would be very grateful for explaning to me what those AU's are about, how does Bill look and what is Ford & he's relationship in the AU.

It doesn't need to be an existing AU tag, if the AU comes form a fanfic I accept it too! I prefer triangle Bill, but human Bill is ok.

The AU's I have already collected:

Billsearch AU (it's mine lol)

Euclydia Rises AU

Reverse Falls AU

One Of Us AU

Mr. Bill Pines AU

Handyman Bill AU

Amnesiac Bill AU

Steve Was There AU

Reverse AU

Shapes and Pines AU

Fight Falls AU

Star Falls AU

Gravity Fowls AU

Evil Cipher Parents AU

Dreamcaptor AU

I Choose Love AU

Cupid Bill AU

University Bill AU

Reverend AU

Euclydia Found AU

Sore Memory AU

Celestial Billie AU

Our World AU

Time Wish AU

Unnamed Bill AU

Static Ford AU

Domesticated Ford AU (I think that was the name?)

Astronomy AU

Prismbreak AU

Supposed To Be AU (my own again)

And Bills form multiple fanfiction: "Bill & Ford's Adventures in Therapy", "A little bit of hope", "When I'm Sixty-Four", "A step backwards", "Behaviorism" and "I could really use a sunny day".

Oh, and Billy Fresh, Baby Bill and Pyramid Steve are here too.

I would be very grateful for any help >:3

Update: I changed my mind, don't send me human Bills anymore. I decided to include only one human Bill, which is Bill Cipher form Reverse AU.

[megarhyssa-sp]

EYYY @the-barefoot-hatter ICRUASD mention!

I can think of several more active AU Bills I'm going to drop! I'll leave it to the creators to add anything I might have forgotten

The-barefoot-hatter also has the "non-euclidean geometry AU" and the "Party Billiam AU"

Non-euclidean geometry AU

Premise: Karaoke night results in Pyramid Steve, and now Bill and Ford are raising a mystery baby together in the 80s

How Bill looks: Same as canon

Relationship to Ford: Domestic partner/baby daddy

Party Billiam AU Premise: Ford travels back in time to pull a fast one on Bill and propose to him, distracting Bill from his planetary conquest. Now Bill is a party planner and demolition expert. Eventually the canon events of the series roll around, and Dipper has no idea that one of his uncles is a triangle.

How Bill looks: He is aging! He has crow's feet around his eye :D

Relationship to Ford: Married

@millenianthemums with "Bill & Mabel Friendship AU"

Premise: Bill is sent to earth by the Axolotl and forms an unlikely friendship with Mabel

How Bill looks: His hat is replaced with a custom blue-and-yellow star hat that Mabel made

Relationship to Ford: Lingering one-sided feelings that he Suffers about :D

Buck from ForgetMeNot by akubaras-gf-au-collection (that whole tumblr blog has many more AUs you can read about! I see that someone already mentioned Reverse Time Wish AU)

Premise: When Stan shoves Ford through the portal, Bill is catapulted through and loses his memory, leaving him in Stan's care. Stan turns him into a tourist attraction XD

How Bill looks: His hat has a bandage on it, he's got sleeve cuffs, his bowtie is more ribbon-like, and his eye is blurry

Relationship to Ford: It's vague because he's lost his memory. It's more of a BillStan AU

Coffee Machine Bill from "Stan Bros Coffee" by Ancharan

Premise: Ford encounters a haunted coffee machine. The coffee machine is Bill. Ford does the reasonable thing and opens up a coffee shop with his brother. To sell coffee made by the machine he has a crush on

How Bill looks: He's a coffee machine. You can see it in the link. I dont know how to describe coffee machines

Relationship to Ford: Makes him secret coffees

@jacktthestrippper has the "echoes of a dead world" AU

Premise: Bill finds his way to Gravity Falls almost immediately after destroying Euclydia and forms a friendship (situationship?) with Ford

How Bill looks: No hat, bowtie, or bricks; a little pyramidal

Relationship to Ford: And they were roommates

@clownjacket has a bajillion AUs featuring Bill; I'm gonna leave it to her to list them out

There's also my AU, which is inspired by the-barefoot-hatter's Non-euclidean Geometry AU, called the "Grandpa Bill AU"

Premise: Bill and Ford have a baby (Pyramid Steve) in the 80s, but events go down like in canon; they fight and Steve is accidentally abandoned in the chaos. Steve finds out he can turn human, is sent to be raised by Filbrick and Caryn, and grows up to be Dipper and Mabel's dad. Bill does not handle this information well :) How Bill looks: Uuuhhhhhh i don't have a fun design for him yet ;-; At some point he's going to get a fun sweater knitted by Mabel. Relationship to Ford: Divorced vibes, but theyre bad at staying divorced lol. to the displeasure of everyone around them

I'll leave it to the creators to add anything I might have forgotten!

[megarhyssa-sp]

It's done!! 🎉

Been working on and off with this for over a year 😅 I meant to have the next chapter posted by today, but my beta is still recovering from surgery, so instead I focused my efforts on wrapping up the cover art for my fic!

Is it soap opera with a dash of cosmic horror? Is it a study on the problems parents pass down to their kids? Or is it a convoluted scheme to put Bill & Ford in embarrassing situations, and force the Pines family to question everything they thought they knew? With a dash of mushiness on the side 🤭

Whatever it is, it's a lot of things, but i like to call it... back to updating. (More or less.) I took a hiatus for awhile, but I busted out the rest of the chapters back in December and hope to publish the rest before mid-September eeeeee fingers crossed?? I’ve also finished editing & updating some of the previous chapters! I'd say it's a big improvement!

Check it out if you want and have time to spare! Readers are raving! Just look at what they’ve got to say:

See? look at all those happy readers :D

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[gokusclit]

im saying this as a lesbian who has comfort male characters we need to eradicate the idea that every single lesbian looooves fictional men or has a fictional man they would let hit or whatever it feels very gross and rapey but you ppl r trying to disguise it on a more unserious level like well no many dykes just want all men fictional or real dead and that’s beautiful so everyone Fuck Off

[threesided]

[bill-dip-week]

BillDip Week Day 1: Monster

Day one is all about Monsters! Maybe Dipper encounters a new monster he doesn't know how to handle and needs a certain triangles helping hand. Maybe you want to explore the Monster Falls AU with Cervitaur Dipper and Human Hunter Bill! Maybe you're interested in doing something with Monster!Triangle Bill a la Weirdmageddon. Maybe you just wanna write Dipper chugging a Monster energy drink and seeing what happens. In any case, let the Monster be your guide!

[b1tterrabbit]

Which pairing?

Early Billford (pre portal incident)

Early Fiddauthor (Lab partners prior to the portal)

Voting ended on12h

[modernmusess]

there’s something so gutwrenching about the fact that the female characters in obsession have real dreams and wishes but never get the chance to see them realized, while both male characters waste their wishes on short-term selfish satisfaction. they were complex, free-spirited young women who just wanted to create art, and they were destroyed by a man determined to confine them to his superficial perception of them. nikki wanted to be a writer, sarah wanted to be a tattoo artist and now neither of them will get to be anything at all