Pushy Motherfuckers and Amateur Therapy (Gamzee/Dirk)
written with @rollerskatinglizard
part 3 of shadowbound au.
because you know what bakery AUs need more of? DEMONS. also Makaras and Striders fucking things up. this was a great idea.
~9k, warnings for makaras :p
What Jane had said, actually, was, “They’re a bit of a hard case, but they only act impossible. Dirk’s really a big pussycat if you dig deep enough. And his shadow is quite sweet, behind the noise. Most people don’t tolerate them well, but you’ve got a leg up there. I’m sure you’ll get on swimmingly! Try not to break each other.”
...She seemed to think as this resonance thing was some work of fate or suchlike, Gamzee said. That whole soulstruck deal as you hear about.
Kurloz prickled with protective resentment, all curly briars in Gamzee’s head. Motherfuckers better keep to their place, all I have to say.
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