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ok so headcanon that dirk mainly uses vibrators to get off right. And hal knows this because hes hal of course he knows this. so he starts hijacking into the devices whenever dirk jerks off to control the vibrations and therefore control dirk's orgasms. you understand Love dirkhal guy
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dirk begging hal to use him like he's the toy here and hal has infinite stamina since he's a robot so obviously he's more than capable of following through with such a request. thank you for your time. Love dirkhal guy
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drinkhal
If you insist
dirkhal beam! Dirk hooking hal up to bluetooth vibrators, sticking them in his cunt, and letting hal go wild with it. obviously he misuses his power and overstimulates dirk until he passes out. this becomes a regular routine.
bonus: after a while dirk specially designs a toy with artificial nerve endings so when hal goes to overstimulate him the next time they both end up a whining pathetic mess. I'm right all the time. love dirkhal guy
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courtesy of that one guy i was on msparp with the other day: dirk suckling and slobbering on the featureless blank metal codpiece plate that hal has between his legs instead of a dick. it's not very sensitive but hal cums the hardest he ever has because the visual of dirk's head between his thighs and rutting against the mattress is more than enough to push him over the edge, genitalia be damned. got bless. Love dirkhal guy
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this isn't a confession i;m sorry. but there's not enough dirkhal in this world i have sincerely gone through everything on ao3 that isn't twincest (Qhich I mean whatever i guess but the appeal of hal to me is explicitly that he ISN'T human and is a robot duplicate splinter of dirk so it's not catered to my hyperspecific personal preferences. :( sad face.) so i'm sending this here to gauge interest before i commit to trying to write again. Is there any demand at all for dirkhal selfcest bullshit fics. If i posted them would anyone care or should i keep them hidden for my eyes alone. Follow up question if anyone has specific kinks or etc they want to see never be shy. flood the homesmutconfessions inbox if you are afraid of dipping off anon to reply to this it's ok i just i want to know if there's any demand for this before i try and supply it LOL ^Love Dirkhal Guy. Yay!!!
i can tell you there totally is demand for dirkhal, don't worry. we're rooting for you dirkhal guy!!
dirk hal Yay
yay😊😊😊😊😊hooray !!!😊😁😊 😊 yay ayyayay !!!😊😊😊😊😊😁😁😁
i have many horrible things to confess personally? Like umm Forgive me father for i am dirkhal guy. YAY SELFCEST!!
dirkhal guy must repent for making me have thoughts about myself
