#dirty brigade

[rtamerica-blog]

Iraq's US-trained ‘Dirty Brigades’ investigated for alleged war crimes on a par with ISIS

[rufeepeach]

A Message To The Dirty Brigade

BRIGADIERS! This is your Bosun, the Gremlin speaking!

Our numbers swell, and this pleases me. There're so many dirty-minded, smut-writing Rumbellers, and the Dirty Brigade is growing rapidly. It's awesome.

And it's brilliant that mine and Cal's little war from the other night is inspiring others. Go forth and smuttify, have your wars, and cause as many spontaneous fangirl combustions as possible!

However: there is one rule that, for reasons of consideration, we all need to stick to.

Put your smut/porn/whatever under a 'read more' cut. It's not difficult, and it protects innocent, non-smut loving eyes from our filthy activities.

I love all of what you guys do, but not everyone shares my opinion. Let's keep the Rumbelle corner of Tumblr a safe space for both smut fiends and smut detractors, okay?

GREMLIN OUT.

[rufeepeach]

Fic: Crystallized Desires

Title: Crystallized Desires Rating: Oh, so NC-17 Summary: Belle is heavily pregnant, and mightily frustrated. She encourages Mr Gold to have some fun without her.

Prompt from the OUAT kinkmeme (I know whose it was, and they can claim it if they so wish, but they were anon at the time): “Belle is too tired/ sick/ pregnant/ whatever for sex, but she still wants to play. She talks Gold into w*nking in front of her while he tells her some of his favorite fantasies about them.”

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[rufeepeach]

ddagent replied to your post: I never thought that our fandom, would be uncomfortable with this “smut war”, as they call it.

Obviously I missed *all* of this while I was in London.

http://calonari.tumblr.com/post/23837079619/rufeepeach-calonari-rufeepeach

http://rufeepeach.tumblr.com/post/23837833689/calonari-all-this-delicious-sensations-coming

http://rufeepeach.tumblr.com/post/23867713001/calonari-rufeepeach-calonari

For anyone who is mystified by the smut war: observe the merry havoc my wife Calonari and I wreaked last night.

[rufeepeach]

OH, SEVEN FUCKING HELLS

WHY DID I GO BACK ON THE FUCKING KINKMEME? WHY?

I FOUND LIKE THREE PROMPTS I JUST COMPLETELY LOVE AND MUST WRITE RIGHT THIS SECOND. NO. NO NO NO NO NO.

I have a million fics already on the go.

But then:

Rumplestiltskin becomes jealous of Belle's bravery, so he transforms her into a helpless little kitten, and takes her with him on one of his more dangerous deals. The curse can only be broken when she learns true fear. Despite all the terrible things they encounter together, little Belle remains a kitten and Rumple starts to worry that he's done something irreversible to her. It is not until Rumple is hurt that she turns back. If you want to make it smutty, being a kink meme and all, maybe she can turn back into a human naked, and shenanigans resulting from newly-revealed feelings ensue?

Kittenfluff, then hurt/comfort fluff, then sexytimes.

Dear brain: you are an asshole. Sincerely, me.

[rufeepeach]

Writing post-reunion smut/angst

Just try and fucking stop me.

[rufeepeach]

calonari replied to your post: marchionessofblackadder replied to your post:...

RULE#1 - CAPS ALL THE WAY

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S NEARLY MIDNIGHT AND I'LL WANT TO DIE IN THE MORNING BUT DON'T CARE BECAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

AND TUMBLR IS MORE IMPORTANT.

AND THE DIRTY BRIGADE.

[rufeepeach]

marchionessofblackadder replied to your post: marchionessofblackadder replied to your post:...

THAT IS THE WAR CRY.

AND WE SHALL ALL-CAPS IT AS WE CHARGE INTO BATTLE.