#dirty emails

[quickienewyork]

Quickies New York

Short erotic stories about sex in New York City from author Guy New York.

Hey guys, I have a free newsletter (also a dirtier paid version) where I send out filthy stories to your inbox every week if you're interested. I find it a much more pleasant way to read and write.

It's going to be a personal, sexy, and fun space to send out dirty stuff, and I'd love to see you there!

[poemsaboutinternetdating]

Also, Your Username Includes A Sex Act.

It isn’t your desire I judge, nor your failure to conceal it. But look around you: this  is the custom-porn megastore of "see similar users" and "sort by distance" (that's right; neither am I ashamed to call a thing  by its right name) and you share a shelf with a thousand other wrong choices. So know your customer. Maybe quote some Roland Barthes and run spell check before telling me what you’d like to do with my ass.