#dirty uno

[paintbrsh]

How adorable

[r3tr0r0ck3r]

Dirty Uno

"Its simple enough. In front of you, face up, are five cards. This is called your 'pants'.

If you are able to play a card from your hand, you must. But if you cant, instead of drawing a card you can check to see if there is anything in your pants. If there is, you can take it out of your pants and play with it. Whenever one player goes out, two things happen. For the player who went out, they have to drop their pants. They remove their pants entirely and start the next round with no pants. For all the other players, they put their hand into their pants and start the next round with bigger pants.

At the end of three rounds, whoever has the smallest pants wins.

Last, if ever there is anything wild in your pants, all other players at the table are able to get in your pants.

Besides all the jokes, its surprisingly strategic. You want your pants to be big to give you more choices, but you dont want your pants to get too big because the smallest pants are the winner. Also, since you must have pants to win, the person going out on the last round cant win. So the situation develops where you are intentionally trying to get other players out of their pants."