Okay, so in band camp, my friend drew a T-Rex on the back of my music sheet and named it Betty the Dinosaur. This random kid turned around and I kid you not he said, “Did you say Betty the Vaginasaur?” AND I NEARLY DIED. So then she drew a teradactyl carrying this kid into a pit of spikes and this girl sitting next to us goes, “Is that a penis with wings?” I SWEAR I LOVE BEING IN MARCHING BAND SO MUCH.













