#band joke

[8th-note-boulevard]

[mynameismeowmeow]

what do you call it when you smuggle a bunch of contra-bassons and bari saxes into a concert?

contraband

[loverphilosopher]

Trombone Player: Yo, the timpani player is kinda hot

Tenor Sax: She can't play off her right hand...

Trombone: Oh, never mind

[flute-by-the-foot-blog]

I’m going to become a cucumber just so I can play a tuba

[nosignofpi]

You can't stop the trumpets

But you can mute them

[band-quotes]

There are only 2 genders,

-Stop the note with the tongue -Stop the note with a breath in

[woahiexist123]

… 10 hours a day, for a week, in AUGUST