#dirtyhandsbrekker

[lotuspicrs]

kaz: all in all, this was a 100% successful heist.

inej: we lost matthias in the fights.

kaz:

inej:

nina:

kaz: all in all, a 100% successful heist.

[lotuspicrs]

nina: *going through jesper’s stuff while he’s asleep*

jesper: what are...you doing?

nina: you’re dreaming

jesper: why would i...dream about you going through my stuff?

nina: i don’t know alright jesper it’s your dream take responsibility for it

[lotuspicrs]

inej: kaz, you owe jesper an apology. now.

kaz:

inej: now.

kaz: i’m just figuring out how to word it

inej: how about, “i’m sorry”?

kaz: somehow that doesn’t feel right

[lotuspicrs]

nina: how can you sleep when you drink coffee at 6pm?! i can barely sleep if i drink at 5pm.

kaz: i sleep like a fucking baby, nina. you’re just weak

[lotuspicrs]

jesper: how do i become a jellyfish

kaz: well i mean they don’t have a brain so you’re already pretty close

[lotuspicrs]

yeet my eyes out

kaz when he sees kruge

[lotuspicrs]

kaz: im gonna kill someone

inej: manners kaz!

kaz: im gonna politely stab someone to death.

[lotuspicrs]

He Protecc,

He Attacc,

But most of all,

He is Wylan Va Neck

me mispelling everything at 3am