#incorrectsoc

[investmentofmyheart]

Kaz brekker’s entire arc is just going from “murder is ok” to “murder is ok when inej approves of it.”

[thesaintswraith]

The proper way I care for my Sankts

@pearl-handles-my-beloved thanks for the vid idea

[its-tuestay]

Proposal

Inej: *gets down on one knee, holding out a ring box* Kaz, will you marry me?

Kaz: *panics and runs away with the ring*

[krugecrow]

Wylan: Matthias, what’s the chemical formula for water?

Nina: *behind Wylan, mouthing H20

Matthias: H, I, j, k, l, m, n, o

Wylan: what?

Matthias: Nina told me it was H to O.

[lotuspicrs]

kaz: all in all, this was a 100% successful heist.

inej: we lost matthias in the fights.

kaz:

inej:

nina:

kaz: all in all, a 100% successful heist.

[incorrectsoc]

Lock Kaz in a prison in the morning, and when you come back at night he’ll be sitting on a plush cushion eating Turkish delight, and all the guards will owe him money.

Jesper

[greedismyservant]

kaz: everything i do is for my brother.

jesper: wow, kaz.

inej: that's really sweet.

kaz: the only reason i didn't tell you guys is because i don't value you as people, so it's like, why be honest?

jesper: yeah, you just went back and ruined what you said.

[incorrectsoc]

Nina: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Kaz: You people already know too much about me.

Matthias: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.