#dirtypxws

[tatteredarchive-blog]

dirtypxws replied to your post:im actually 5 years old

how r u twenty? <3

idk man 

[taintedstrangers]

Text: roomie

Samson: I spilled grape juice on the carpet....

Samson: but fear not, I cleaned it.

Samson: sorta.

[thealwaysforgotten]

dirtypxws replied to your post:who even thought up where it was okay to put...

did they even have bongos in the stone age, i—

they just had large stones in the stone age whenever they found a really hot girl with nice holes in her ears they threw one at her face and claimed her as their own then did a tribal dance around her

[cosmicisms-archive-blog]

            ❝babe? how do you feel about public sex?❞

[joesephsimmons]

[20:20:56] hoochie momma: HEY [20:20:56] hoochie momma: IM NOT RUDE [20:21:02] Thor ; ✿: just a little rude. [20:21:11] hoochie momma: BUT IF A CHICK WAS TELLING ME THAT SHE WAS GOIGNT O FINGER BANG HERSELF WHILE SHE WAS ON HER PERIOD [20:21:15] hoochie momma: I AM NOT GOING TO REPLY [20:21:18] hoochie momma: THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE [20:21:27] Thor ; ✿: I masturbate while on my period.

there are two kinds of people

[joesephsimmons]

dirtypxws said: but she’s married.

nuh uh

[thecloudsmovearchive-blog]

✔✔ loljk <3

don't play with my emotions :(

[thecloudsmovearchive-blog]

      "Louise! I haven't seen you in a billion years, and I'm yet to meet my niece, I really should be suing your ass right now.."