I have decided to retire. I have been your sponge for five years and it’s nearly killed me. I mean come on Henry; I should’ve been thrown out years ago! Even your friends stare at me in fear and disgust. They should be scared; I haven’t been cleaning your dishes properly for years. I’ve been leaving salmonella and E coli on everything, I’m truly surprised you’re still alive. . Henry, be honest. Are you blind? I mean, I look like moldy cheese on slightly older moldy cheese. My figure has been reduced to that of a motel pillow, my scent is reminiscent of three-day old unflushed urine, and my once royal blue color has deteriorated to a baby blue at best. . Although, that may be due to my low blood pressure, I am five, after all. . Article by Carlos Mesa Pla Illustration by Tim McGee #sponge #cleanup #cleanuptime #kitchensink #dirtysponge #springcleanse https://www.instagram.com/p/B_RMVn4gKhr/?igshid=3iqxlk8ulcqp
