#dirtyvulture

[jeff-the-landshark]

boi how did you get that rash 🧐

mrrrrr 😔

[Jeff wandered into Space and came home with it 😔]

[mostlymarvelsstuff]

Discord!

Hey guys! Have you ever wanted to chat with me, the late great simplysimping999 or @dirtyvulture? Well, nows your chance!

I have created a discord for us lovely individuals to gather. It will be an 18+ server with these channels:

general: a place to chat and make friends. Be nice to each other, and don’t spoil any new shows/movies for anyone.

writing-inspo: a place for ideas and headcannons to be shared to help inspire the servers writers 

widows-web: a place to simp over our fav assassin. Share your fave pics, tell us why shes your comfort character, show us some cool fan art you found/made, show off your merch of her. Literally just gush about her until your hearts content.

wundagore: a place to simp over our fav witch. Share your fave pics, tell us why shes your comfort character, show us some cool fan art you found/made, show off your merch of her. Literally just gush about her until your hearts content.

comms: our voice channel

DM me for the invite 💖

[jeff-the-landshark]

mrrrr 😅 mrrrr 😔

[Jeff says it is becoming a problem now 😅 maybe gluing it to his head was a bad idea 😔]

[jeff-the-landshark]

Hi Jeff!

I did include you in my newest fic for some comedic value, so maybe that's why your shark senses were on alert.

(And as much I like to shamelessly self-promote, the fic is not for your young eyes so your translator should not read it to you)

[message from Jeff's translator: for your self promotion purposes, I've found the fic, but Jeff unfortunately will have to wait another 14 years to be able to read it.]

mrrrr! mrrr 🤔

[Jeff is not sure what sparked his shark senses now, there are so many things happening with him 🤔]

[mostlymarvelsstuff]

🌹

From the upcoming TCYM chapter

“Looks like someone is sleepy” she tells you, situating the pup in her arms, “I’m gonna go lay him down for his nap before dinner, when I come back down can we go cuddle in my nest?”

[holiday-house-of-m]

i admire your dedication to the cause… i will continue to wish you well and watch your progress from afar

You haven't had the full force yet

Get your popcorn ready for when it happens

This be the calm before the storm, mate(-y)

[fukanouna]

why is wooper your favorite pokemon😌

Because of its wide, jellybean-like smile. It’s so happy and cute.

Livin’ its best life without arms.

[mostlymarvelsstuff]

hermit, hanged man, death :)

Hermit: what is your favorite soda pop

So, fun fact, I actually don't drink soda. Never have. I'm a water, fruit juice, Gatorade and power aid girl

Hanged man: favorite movie soundtrack

Hmmm, probably Black Panther.

Death: what are three things you want to do before you die?

Go swimming with great white sharks, see lions in their natural habitat of Africa, explore Japan

Thanks for asking 😊❤️