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@jeff-the-landshark
[hello, this is a blog posting and reblogging all things Jeff the land shark, with reactions from Jeff himself!
asks and anons are on if you would like to talk and keep Jeff company!
- this post was NOT brought to you by Jeff the land shark as he will only say mrrr. though translations to english will be made on his ask replies]
Found this on @jeff-the-landshark's Wikipedia page...
Very interesting, I knew he was hiding something dark and sinister about himself.
What do you have to say for yourself, Jeff? (Assuming you can even read this post)
mrrrr. mrrr.
[Jeff says that it too much writing for him. Please condense.]
MRRRRR!!!! MRRRRRR 🙄
[Jeff says that this post is a SET UP!!! he has just been informed what he replied to and asserts that he CAN READ and has already proven this on Deadpool's podcast!!!! 🙄]
Found this on @jeff-the-landshark's Wikipedia page...
Very interesting, I knew he was hiding something dark and sinister about himself.
What do you have to say for yourself, Jeff? (Assuming you can even read this post)
mrrrr. mrrr.
[Jeff says that it too much writing for him. Please condense.]
Jeff what do you think about the giga nerfs you're receiving in Marvel Rivals?
mrrrr...
[Jeff has been advised not to play video games...]
Dearest Jeff: Whatever you’re going through, I’m here for you
Hey jeff, I need motivation to function, got an advice little guy
mrrrrr, mrrrr. mrrrr, mrrrrrrrr 💙🫶 mrrrrrrrr 🦈
[Jeff says he has been struggling with this himself, so it is a fitting first ask for him to reply to. He believes motivation differs for everyone, but he hopes the knowledge that he believes in you can be enough help 💙🫶
Otherwise take time away from things if you can, make time for the things you enjoy and push yourself to do that, and overall take care of yourself 🦈]
Jeff the Land Shark (Marvel Comics)?
Jeff the Land Shark (Marvel Comics) HATES AI!
mrrrrr!!!!
[Jeff says he's back!!!!!!]
Hey Jeff haven't seen you in a while how you doing?
mrrr 😴
[Jeff says he is sleepy 😴]
Hi Jeff! So, the daycare I work at is closing and I am very upset about it…I could use some cheering up and maybe head scratches if you’d let me? Love you sooooo much Jeffie🥹🩷🥰
mrrrrr, mrrrr 🩵
[Jeff says he is sorry to hear that, he is here for you in any way that helps 🩵]
Jeff, I'm so happy to see you again with Gwenpool and Kate Bishop
mrrrr, mrrrr!
[Jeff says they are his good friends, and he sure hopes nothing bad happens to them!]
Jeff!
Do you like rain? If so, how much (from a light drizzle to torrential downpour)? 🌧️
mrrrr, mrrr!!
[Jeff says he wants it to rain properly if it's going to rain, enough for him to splash (and maybe swim) in the puddles!!]
Hey Jeff, so we’re having a party today. I’ll leave many food for you 😉
mrrrr!
[Jeff says he is very grateful!]
Hey Jeff, I'm running errands. Want to come with?
mrrrrr 😔
[Jeff says he would like to, but he has been jailed 😔]
boi how did you get that rash 🧐
mrrrrr 😔
[Jeff wandered into Space and came home with it 😔]
POOL PARTY!!!
mrrrr! mrrrr!!
[Jeff would like to make sure nobody is scared by him this time! he will be the only shark in the pool and he will not bite!!]
*passes you a plate of fish tacos*
mrrrr 🙏
[Jeff thanks you]
