#dirwael

[cnl0400]

i miss the stupid wizard so much

Solomon should have been the protagonist of Sinners Choice instead of Lucifer

At least we'll have his song... In december... Uuuuhhg I miss him, Solmare please make my husband return from the war

[mammonbignaturals]

trans mammon but you can't get him pregnant bc he bet and lost his uterus 200 years ago

oh this is canon now omfg. your mind is beautiful

[misc-obeyme]

if solomon called you "dear" what would you do 🎤❓️

I want to say that I'd act casual and respond with something equally sweet (like calling him "my love" or something along those lines), but I'd probably either burst into tears or blush so hard I passed out lol.

LIKE HEY. You can't be going around saying stuff like that!! Adorable apprentice is bad enough!!

I'm such a sucker for cute lil pet names and I especially like ones like dear and darling, I think they're so sweet~

Of course any dramatic reaction would result in Solomon using it forever after whenever he wants to make you crazy.

He says it without thinking about it too deeply, but then if you react by blushing or getting shy, that's it. It's all over for you now. I can absolutely see him pulling it out when you're arguing with him about something too. Or when he just wants to see you blush... but he's careful not to overuse it because he knows it'd lose its potency if he did. I see him trying out similar terms of endearment and filling away the ones that make you act silly lol. He's such a menace.

And maybe you catch on eventually, but you never mention it because it's really cute when he does it.

[drangues]

*kaeya voice* if quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

*diluc deadpanned voice* testicles

[misc-obeyme]

a big hc of mine is that if you call beel anything endearing with "boy" after it he will melt. call him sweet boy, cute boy, beautiful boy, etc, and this 6'8 tree trunk limbed demon lord will be putty in your human hands!

(and father help him if you say "my ___ boy" cause he might just collapse)

Oh my gosh, yes, I fully agree with this!

I think he would smile and blush and get all flustered, even if it's the millionth time. He just never gets over being called things like sweet boy... in fact, I would think after a while it even gets worse because he registers that as something you call him.

I have this mental image of him sitting down with you standing between his knees, holding his face in your hands, and saying something like "my precious boy." And he just shuts his eyes and his whole body relaxes, his head falls against your chest as he blushes because he just can't take it.

I love this so much. Beel is such a sweetheart, I definitely think you saying things like that to him would absolutely just make him soft. <3

[misc-obeyme]

if any character (aside from beel and diavolo) should have muscle for fanservice it should be thirteen

Yessssss!!

Give us a beautiful buff lady to drool over, I am so on board with that. Now I'm just imagining her being so strong she can lift me like it's nothing... and then she does that cute little giggle omg.

Beel looks up to her because she's able to bench press more than him lol.

Yeah, I'd definitely love to see muscular Thirteen. 💕

[misc-obeyme]

simeon spotlight renaissance fair/medieval/knight event where he and mc end up doing this

I am having SO MUCH FUN imagining which one of them is Simeon & which one is MC lol. Honestly I could see it going either way.

Augh another excellent event idea they have yet to give us! (Right? I didn’t miss it did I?)

I’m really obsessed with the medieval au idea and Simeon would be the perfect knight. I know in the video they’re using axes, but Simeon always uses a sword in Ruri Tunes & I just have visions of him wielding a sword in full armor only to remove his helmet all sweaty and epic…

And rather than being some sheltered royalty, MC is a knight too and they spar together and fight side by side to protect their kingdom. (Of course they were just sparring when the above suggestive position happens and while it’s certainly funny neither one of them can stop thinking about it…)

This is such a great idea, I totally love it.

Not me thinking Mammon & Levi should be a jester duo.

Lucifer’s the princess.

[drangues]

imagine jiangshi atsushi working on how to be scarier with dazai's help. atsushi can't quite get it, so he asks dazai for an example. dazai nods and gives him one of his best scares, thinking it'll work. but it so scary that atsushi starts shivering in fear, and dazai instantly feels bad and apologizes to him.

JHEJEKAHJEKEJSKDS PLE A S E THATS SO CUTE IM SO DEVASTATED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO </3