All the questions, as per usual, lovely dear.
A: Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do? I don’t remember… it’s rather hard to piss me off, especially lately. I’m certainly not the kind of person who is built for kismessitude. When I do get angry, though, I’m fucking terrifying. But yeah I don’t remember the last person I got proper mad at.
B: Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back? I don’t miss him because I haven’t lost him. He’s one of my best friends, and I wouldn’t do anything to get him back because again, he’s not gone. We work way better this way. Bonus points because it’s really fun to tease him about my knowledge of his sex life lol
C: If you had to choose between your best friend or your significant other dying, who would you choose? Well, considering I have no significant other that wouldn’t be much of a loss, eh?
D: Everyone has a few demons, what’s your worst one? It’s so hard to choose. But I suppose my tendency to be depressed and over-examine my own thought processes and hate myself. But at the same time I like that I overthink everything and overexamine myself because I think being that self-aware makes me a better person.
E: Have you ever cheated on somebody? Never.
F: Are you a virgin? Yes.
G: Do you believe in ghosts? I’m not ruling out the possibility.
H: If you knew your girlfriend/boyfriend would be truly happier without you, would you leave? Yes, and have done.
I: If you liked someone with a terminal illness, would you still date them knowing they might not live much longer? Depends.
J: If you sold your soul, what would it be for? Something important. Maybe to save a friend, or to fix the world.
K: Would you ever kill someone? What would be a good reason? Depends. If they were going to cause irreparable harm to the world. If my killing them would save a lot of lives. Other things.
L: Have you ever told a big lie, one that you felt bad for? Did you ever come clean? I don’t remember specifically. But I always feel bad for lying.
M: Is there anything that you’d never do for any amount of money? Betray my friends.
N: Would you consider yourself vain or narcissistic? Sort of? I have moments of self-obsession and vanity interspersed among the constant self-hatred
O: Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance? I strive to be as open-minded as possible and always give people the benefit of the doubt. I try to imagine others as complexly as I want them to imagine me.
P: Politics, what are your thoughts on them? I’m extremely liberal. And politics are a bunch of self-absorbed idiots mouthing off at each other with a few smart, motivated people being swept up and silenced while they try to make things happen.
Q: Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos? Peace, quiet, serenity.
R: Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god? I was raised to be Catholic and I’m still nominally that. I think my worldview is too uncertain to truly believe in the Christian God, though. I think there’s something or someone out there, or at least I like to think so. If it is the Christian God, I don’t think he cares as much or at all about the things that his followers say he does, and I don’t think he cares about the trappings of religion. If he does, then he’s a shit god anyways. I think my only certainty in religion is that I don’t know what the true answer is and anyone could conceivably be correct
S: What is your sexual preference (straight, gay, bi, pan, ace)? I’ve kind of labeled myself bi but I feel like I actually tend more towards pansexuality. I definitely also tend towards being demisexual or graysexual or etc
T: What is your favorite sexual position? I’m a virgin, sooooo
U: Has anyone you knew ever died? If so, who? A bunch of relatives. grandmother, grandfather, etc.
V: Do you ever want children? Maybe
W: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? I don’t know
X: Do you do drugs? Drink? Smoke? No
Y: Is there anything you wouldn’t do for love? Yes.
Z: Would you ever have sex for money? Depends