#disabled joke

[shanlixs-beats]

Disabled Family <3 ME AND SOME OTHER FRIENDS AND GF EVEN (Kate / Daimondkitty1), Rezi (the one wheeling the first chair that I am in) and then BLOO ( @bloo-skies ) were HAVING TOO MUCH FUN BEING DISABLED!!! XDDDD ~~This is a joke hope it is funny, here is what us Gen z do~~ Most beautiful family ever

(Screenshot taken by Rezi)

[heyiappreciateyourshoelaces]

Sometimes I wish my disability didn’t slow me down so much. My brain is so much faster than my body can handle… if I didn’t run out of energy so quickly, I could mentally burn myself out so much quicker!

[voidoffline]

Jokes to make when you have (physical) issues (aka jokes I have either made or am waiting for the chance to say):

• seeing someone stand up and saying “Show off.” - joke for when legs and body no worky right

• “I can see everything. In fact I see so well I see everything squared. You’re blind compared to me.” -joke for when double vision

• “I’m a [insert thing] god.” -joke for when must consume certain thing else die (example: ‘I’m a salt god’)

• “I meant to do that. Element of surprise sort of thing.” -joke for when did not mean to do thing (accidentally drop thing, missed your mouth and hit your face with food, threw something and missed horribly)

• “I was just saying hello to my good ‘ol friend the ground.” -joke for when fall/pass out

• “I am Thanos.” -joke for when limbs be purple

Feel free to add more jokes

[ofdinosanddais1]

Guys i'm gonna get an ultrasound of my liver. Do you think it's gonna be a boy or a girl💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[bigkidoyouknow]

“Hips don’t lie.” They are pretty much in pain rn. So Yeah, they don’t.

[socially-unacceptable-jokes-blog]

Why did Helen Keller’s dog kill itself? 

You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!