#offensive jokes

[issavibe405]

[dark-drawssss]

Unfunny Slavic lesbian tries to be funny after enjoying Postal 2, fails miserably.

Important Note: I am in no way fatphobic nor am I trying to say that plus sized people are bad in any way, this is just some offensive humor!

[o-kurwa]

[spinkertoot]

Omfg

[toonycatuwu]

send this to something you didn't ask for

wait i just posted this twice-

[funbearer]

[cimerran-714]

Here's a joke about Jesus I found. If it offends the person who's reading this, apologies in advance.

So, Jesus is walking along the road.

He performs his miracles, forgives sinners, and in general does all those classical Jesus-y things.

Then he comes upon a small crowd that's preparing to stone a young woman, whom they're accusing of being an adulteress.

Jesus can't have that, of course, so he walks up to the accused, stands beside her, and tells the angry mob:

"Let whoever among you who is without sin, be the first to cast a stone at her."

People start hesitating, getting second thoughts, dropping their stones to the ground, murmuring "When you put it like that...", and overall feeling foolish and bigoted.

But then an elderly woman in the back of the crowd bends down, picks up a sizeable rock, takes aim, and hits the poor girl straight in the head.

Jesus sighs, looks over at the old lady, and says:

"You know, sometimes you really tick me off, Mom."

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