#disaster batch

[grumpy-tooka]

Ponds: Fox, what’s going on, you’ve been digging a hole in this wall with your eyes for at least ten minutes

Fox: today, I’m fueled with hate, coffee and Absolut vodka

Ponds: …

Cody: Skywalker came home with Rex last night at 4am and he fell asleep on Fox’s bed

Fox: again

Fox: and he broke the polar bear mug

Ponds: you hate that mug

Fox: he still broke it

[lilhawkeye3]

Commander Wolffe’s completely arbitrary DNI List, by @lilhawkeye3 and @purgetroopercody

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🐺’s DO NOT INTERACT:

blonds, troopers from odd-numbered battalions, shinies, if you have your shoulder pauldrons unpainted, if you’re named after an animal but spelled correctly (Fox you are NOT an exception), if you don’t have your blacks organized by thread count, favors drinks at 79s over questionable moonshine, have tattoos on your face, if you have intricate hair shavings that grow out on every away mission, commanders who don’t wear their kamas, if you consult with Wookies, Alderaanians, if you put your left boot on first, if you drink bantha milk, if you have a secret marriage with a Jedi, if your girlfriend is blue, anti-jet pack, if you think your general is better than General Plo, if you use 2-n-1 shampoo, and especially DNI if you use 3-n-1 shampoo

[lilhawkeye3]

Ruby & Gold: Thire’s Dilemma, Part 6

A/N: after the events of Chapter 9 of Ruby and Gold. You can find it on my Foxiyo masterlist.

[Chat: Disaster Batch] Welcome [CC-2224], [CC-5052], [CC-3636], [CC-6454], [CC-1010]

[CC-3636] Wolffe: well boys

Wolffe: looks like our fox’ika is all grown up now

[CC-5052] Bly: *gasp*

Bly: fox’ika is this true???

[CC-6454] Ponds: imma have to put this on mute bc droids

Ponds: but fox’ika vod

Ponds: welcome to the blue girlfriend club, population: you and Bly

Bly: if the droids or Fox don’t kill you

Bly: I will

[CC-2224] Cody: wait, where is Fox?

Wolffe: oh, he’s trying to find his comm unit under his bunk

Wolffe: I’m reading this out loud to him until he does

Cody: I wish I could be surprised but

Cody: the two of you together somehow always end up like this

Wolffe: we resent that

[CC-1010] Fox: I resent you right now

Wolffe: and yet I’m still your favorite

Fox: at the moment I like the entire senate more than you

Bly: but is it true

Fox: of course it’s not true

Wolffe: that’s not what you said last night

Fox: you got me drunk last night di’kut

Cody: it’s not just wolffe that’s been worried about you fox’ika

Fox: what the kriff does that mean

Fox: ...one of the Guard told you something

Bly: Thire

Fox:

Fox: the GAR is about to be down two commanders

Cody: just once let me have plausible deniability

Wolffe: Fox, you’ve been wearing her jewelry under your blacks for months now

Bly: woah woah whAT

Wolffe: and you gave her your blaster

Wolffe: did you know that exchanging gifts like that is a declaration of intention to court in some cultures?

Fox: you’re not serious

Cody: no he actually is

Cody: happened to Skywalker accidentally

Cody: twice

Fox: I

Fox: don’t

Fox: have feelings

Fox: for the Senator.

Bly: you don’t want to acknowledge them, at least

Wolffe: do you even hear yourself Bly

Fox: chuchi is friendly to all the men, and it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t treat her in the same manner

Cody: vod... you gave her your blaster.

Cody: that alone means more than what you’re saying to us now

Fox: tell that to yourself next time you tell us about carrying kenobi’s lightsaber, kote

Fox: she is a senator and proved deserving of our respect

Fox: there is nothing else going on

Fox: so back. off.

[CC-1010 is offline]

Ponds: so... that went well?