#disasterdates

[charmysarmy]

The space aliens Porph and Mercendu Zeebok return for a six episode run in our comic strip!!!! ENJOY!

March 7, 2025: New Comic Strip from Charmy’s Army the Comic Strip – “World Dummination’” Part 1

[datinghorror]

Date #01

There are over 1,500 dating sites/apps right there at the tip of your fingers. Within seconds you can create your profile and start swiping left or right on someone’s picture. Skimming through bios, scrolling through pictures, trying to figure out if that person could possibly be your soulmate. This year alone, there have been over 20 million people who have resorted to online dating. That’s a lot of people trying to find their other half in this crazy world.

Now, for starters, I’ve always been kind of skeptical about meeting a complete stranger online, even if they live a half hour away. I recently downloaded the app that everyone knows to be the place to meet people to hook up, or find their next relationship, Tinder. After swiping through profiles and matching with a list of potential guys, and messaging back and forth, I matched with a guy who was about 40 minutes away from me. We started messaging back and forth, kind of getting to know each other. The next day, he suggested we hang out since it was the weekend, I agreed. Things started out amazing and I was thinking that this might actually be a pretty great match. Little did I know I was well on my way to being one of those women from a Lifetime movie, you know, the movies where the girl falls for the stranger she meets and he turns out to be some kind of creepy, controlling stalker with a dark past and locks her up in the basement to keep her all to himself and away from the outside world? Yeah, it was pretty cringy. By day two he was already trying to talk about being together forever. He kept talking about “we” this and “we” that like “WE” were married and I’ve only know this guy for two whole days. I tried to brush it off but it just got worse. Day three I had went to his place to stay for the weekend. And by this time he was already trying to move me in. I literally went over to his house and he had bought shampoo/conditioner/body wash/razors/toothbrush/toothpaste/deodorant..etc. just for me..but the weird thing is, it was the exact same as what I use…all of it. That means when he used my bathroom, he went through all of my stuff. Day four is when he started smothering me even more and trying to control me. I would catch him looking over my shoulder when I was on my phone. If we weren’t sitting by each other I would catch him out of the corner of my eye just staring at me for about ten minutes at a time. Day five he was watching me sleep. I know this because he literally told me the next morning after I woke up to him smelling my hair. Day six I knew I had to cut it off completely, and I did. I told him I needed to go home, I grabbed my bag and ran. I don’t know about you guys, but he seems a little too….creepy and weird to me.

I’m going to post a new horrifying date experience every week. Be sure to send in yours or someone else’s experiences as well. I will post them anonymously unless you’d like to be tagged. Stay safe out there🖤

[datinghorror]

Introduction..

Dating today can be difficult for some, while for others it is comes so easy. Some, just want to mess around, others want their happy ending. You have your, (what used to be the normal way) meeting someone in person, asking them on a date, getting to know them, people. You have your, getting set up by friends or family, going on blind dates people. You have your, going to parties or bars, going home with someone people. Then you have your, meeting someone online people. No matter how or where you meet someone, sometimes it goes amazing and you find your happy ever after….. and sometimes things just go completely wrong. I know, I know, nobody wants to end up alone like the creepy old dude down the road, or the crazy cat lady next door. You just gotta find that one person, your person. I am just here to talk about the dark side of dating. You know, the disaster dates, the creep you met online, the catfish, the horror of dating. That way, if you’ve just had an awful date or are just exhausted from dating, or whatever the case may be, you can read this and say “Hey, at least it wasn’t that bad”. Or maybe you’ll just read this to get a laugh or to learn about “red flags” to look for that you didn’t know about. I’ll be posting some of my bad experiences or horrifying dates, as well as others. Feel free to send me your disaster date experiences or someone else’s. I’ll keep them anonymous, unless you want me to mention or tag you. Stay safe🖤

[thesinglestruggle-blog]

The Belly Rub

So I met this guy at the club and he seemed decent enough. We talked for a bit and eventually agreed to exchange numbers and go on a date. After a few weeks of texting back and forth we agreed to meet for coffee.

We sit down, begin talking and somehow the conversation steers to marriage and children. He asks me, if I have kids:

“No” I respond

“Why not, you should have children by now”

“I would like to be married first” I respond

Then, he looks up, stares me in the eyes, puts his hand on my stomach and begins rubbing my belly and with a straight face he says, “Don’t you want to have my children. You should marry me so you can have my children” all the while, continuing to rub my stomach.