#disastergays

[the-apocalyptic-gays]

Do/did you guys have any tattoos/piercings?

Leo: I have a tattoo on my collarbone that says 00.86.

Five: Other than the tattoo I have on my wrist from the Academy, Klaus pierced my ears because he didn’t want to be the only boy with pierced ears.

[the-apocalyptic-gays]

What is your cause and would you die for it?

Five: Since I was able to prevent the apocalypse my cause now is to destroy the Commission. If I die in the act then so be it.

Leo: They’re still mad at him for blowing it up, preventing the apocalypse, and killing their agents.

Leo: I’m more or less just trying to stay alive since I technically should be dead. I’ve got two agents who have been hunting me since the apocalypse and are trying to destroy my timeline, so that’s always fun. I would hope not to die, but if I do then oh well.

Five: They’re what??

Leo: Fuck.

[the-apocalyptic-gays]

Would you kill someone close to you for each other?

bold of you to assume they are people close to them

Leo: Depends on close they are to me. Inches? Feet? Centimeters? Yards?

Five: That’s not what they mean, idiot. I’d have to say no unless the person close to me betrayed me.

Leo: I knew that.

Leo: No as well.

[one-d-library]

Disaster Gays

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so don’t explain, kiss me by keysmashlesbian {not rated, 2k, uni AU}

Harry’s college roommate is named Louis Tomlinson, but all he can think about is how much he misses his cat.

In which Harry and Louis are roommates, and it takes three seconds for Harry to make a terrible first impression.

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I Get A Kick Out Of You by keysmashlesbian {teen and up, 3k, nurse!Louis}

“So, how did you hurt your ankle?”

Harry sits up a bit straighter, like that’ll make what he’s about to say sound any less ridiculous. “A sassy kick.”

In which Harry injures his ankle and Niall and Liam are terrible friends.

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You Got That Somethin’ by styleandsin {not rated, 5k, popstar!Harry, famous!Harry, not famous!Louis, strangers to lovers, fluff, humour}

“How are you? Having a good time? Got a couple of beers in? What are those?” Louis hears him ask in quick succession, the loudness of the microphone making him jump even though the screams around him have yet to cease.

“It’s vodka,” Louis says, slightly unsure.

“Vodka! Oh, straight?” Harry asks, louder this time and with a growing smile.

Phoebe and Daisy have turned around to face him, huge smiles on their faces.

Fuck, this man is really going to be the death of Louis. He can physically feel his brain struggling to make his body cooperate and answer the question. He is so gay.

“No, gay!” He shouts, immediately getting an elbow to the side by his sister.

Or, the one where Louis attends a Harry Styles concert and makes an absolute fool of himself.

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Ain’t That A Kick In The Head by keysmashlesbian, wrekcingtomlinson {teen and up, 22k, ot5 friendship, side ziam, football player!Louis, famous!Louis, non famous!Harry}

“Well.” Niall unlocks his phone. “It wasn’t getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. So…I tweeted it.”

What.

“You tweeted it,” Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. “To your ten thousand followers.”

Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. “You’re a meme, Harry.”

“I’m a what?”

“A meme. It’s like an internet—”

“I know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?”

Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isn’t even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.

In which Harry’s a disaster gay who doesn’t know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with “Drunk Hawaiian Guy.”

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[artbycharles]

HOT TAKE

Best friend ships are the distinguished gays.

Rival ships are the disaster gays.

[the-apocalyptic-gays]

Leo how do you feel about fives asexuality?

Leo: I don’t feel anything? Everyone identifies differently and that’s totally fine. Doesn’t make me feel any differently ‘bout him if that’s what you mean.

[the-apocalyptic-gays]

What is your favorite thing about each other?

Five: He’s loyal, and can easily keep up with me when the others lag behind, meaning he can answer their questions while I work. Also, his laugh is quite frankly adorable.

Leo: He’s really smart and picks up on things easily so I don’t have to take forever to explain things. You will not believe how long it takes people to understand Stellar evolution which needs more imagination for building theoretical models using existing observational data. He can also be really sweet and caring when he wants to be. That, and he’s got a really cute smile.

[the-apocalyptic-gays]

Soooo when’s the wedding?? Destination?? Color scheme???

Five: DO NONE OF YOU LISTEN??