How I manage to be single for 3 years and 1 month! The Why.
Hello and welcome to my 'how to' blogs! And yes, I can imagine HOW excited you must all be after reading my truly appetizing title... I mean WHO doesn't dream of breaking my outrageous 37 months of single life?? A million of you, surely, maybe more.
Anyways, I must admit, before plunging into my truly amazing techniques, that being single from the age of 15 to the age of 18 is not a simple and random accomplishment.
Whilst studying my entourage and the media, I did realize how hard it was for teenagers to keep their raging hormones away from other teenagers' testosterone and estrogen. Lets just say, they are magnetic. From Blair and Chuck to my next-door neighbor, every teen has found, inevitably, his match. Even that guy in my high school class who farted during philosophy lessons is now happily in a relationship.
And what do I feel when I see all this growing love?
Disgust.
Shock.
Pity.
And frankly, bewilderedness.
Come on, we are all thinking it. Isn't it easy to let ourselves fooled by another human being's sweet smile and charming personality? To succumb to their sex-appeal and most of all, to our sex-appetite?
Aristotle would be desperate. What about stoicism and the art of epicurism? Where has our quest for wisdom gone?
I'll tell you where: into love.
Ew.
So, in order to restore our title has "civilized and intelligent human beings" and put our brain, back where it should remain (in another circumferential round body part called the HEAD); I have decided to generously share my wisdom with you.
YOUR WELCOME.