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Tanya Burr is finally launching her own line of nail polishes and lip glosses! Guess my lips and my cuticles will finally reach their life's goal: be able to say that they have been glossburrized and polishtanyed! Thank you and congratulations Tanya!
"Candy, almonds, my phone, a Baby Ruth, Laffy Taffy."
Jennifer Lawrence about the content of her purse at the Oscars
What Would Jennifer Lawrence Do? (WWJLD?)
Today’s world is all about the media, the celebrities and the glitter! Internet makes everything so accessible that we feel like we could step into anybody’s shoes, simply by scrolling down their tweets, their Facebook posts and their tumblr archives.
And oh! How much we see! All the glam, and the fame, and the parties, and the money and the glam again… Wouldn’t you love it to be sitting by your humongous pool in THE L.A, sipping on a cosmo, whilst gazing at yourself on Cosmo's cover, and stroking George’s (Clooney! Who else??) perfectly waxed chest?
Hmmm… Oh yes… I can all see you nodding your heads silently behind your screen and drooling all over your keyboard! And YOU, shaking your head, stop being in denial! You know you want it!
But before we all jump on a plane towards Hollywood, in order to sit by a public pool, drinking from our flask whilst gazing at that actress on Cosmo’s cover and stroking George’s (the chubby lifeguard! Who the fuck else?...) wooly stomach, let me give you some advice on how to truly and simply BECOME a celebrity.
Now if you follow my blog (does anyone really? Moment of loneliness…), you must know that I quite appreciate Miss Jennifer Lawrence. Well okay, I like her, she’s a fine actress.
YES.
OK.
I love her and have a serious girl crush on her!
Anyways, I think she is a great celebrity and I have lately found a way to become her….
And NO, before you, possible single reader call the police, I haven’t killed her and stolen her identity by cloning her and taking her place.
My technique is much easier and doesn't involve getting our hands dirty with scientific projects.
I simply follow the rule “WWJLD?”.
And if you single reader live under a rock or were born in the 20th century B.C, I will let you know what “WWJLD?” stands for:
Simply put:
What
Would
Jennifer
Lawrence
Do?
So from now on, I will post a series of short stories of my daily fails that I will transform into daily victories with this simple motto: WWJLD?
And I strongly advise you to do the same.
All I want for Christmas is... a follower!
from an apparently very very desperate tumblr blogger. And frankly, quite a pathetic one too.
Crazy Christmas UCL Charity Party in London! I was dressed as a present! GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!
“I wish this was like Mean Girls and I could just break this up and throw it at all of you!”
Jennifer Lawrence referencing Mean Girls while accepting her People’s Choice Award
Love this makeup. Love this hair. Love this dress. Love her.
One Jennifer Lawrence quote a day keeps the doctor away.
She is hilarious.
She is beautiful.
She is down-to-earth.
She is sexy.
She is talented.
She is crazy.
She is just like us (at least thats what I try to believe and tell myself everyday)
She is.....
Tamtamtamtamtamtamtamtam
JENNIFER LAWRENCE!!!
So in order to make everyone's day a bit less gloomy and a lot more healthy, here is a quote of Jennifer Lawrence a day!
Hurray! Hurray!
How I manage to be single for 3 years and 1 month! The Why.
Hello and welcome to my 'how to' blogs! And yes, I can imagine HOW excited you must all be after reading my truly appetizing title... I mean WHO doesn't dream of breaking my outrageous 37 months of single life?? A million of you, surely, maybe more.
Anyways, I must admit, before plunging into my truly amazing techniques, that being single from the age of 15 to the age of 18 is not a simple and random accomplishment.
Whilst studying my entourage and the media, I did realize how hard it was for teenagers to keep their raging hormones away from other teenagers' testosterone and estrogen. Lets just say, they are magnetic. From Blair and Chuck to my next-door neighbor, every teen has found, inevitably, his match. Even that guy in my high school class who farted during philosophy lessons is now happily in a relationship.
And what do I feel when I see all this growing love?
Disgust.
Shock.
Pity.
And frankly, bewilderedness.
Come on, we are all thinking it. Isn't it easy to let ourselves fooled by another human being's sweet smile and charming personality? To succumb to their sex-appeal and most of all, to our sex-appetite?
Aristotle would be desperate. What about stoicism and the art of epicurism? Where has our quest for wisdom gone?
I'll tell you where: into love.
Ew.
So, in order to restore our title has "civilized and intelligent human beings" and put our brain, back where it should remain (in another circumferential round body part called the HEAD); I have decided to generously share my wisdom with you.
YOUR WELCOME.
Repose en paix. This is what everyone should aspire to be. Thank you Nelson Mandela.
Why I have decided to start babbling on a blog
People who know me will all tell you, I am loud. I am loud in every possible way. Not only do words flow out of my mouth like water out of a broken tap, but I also speak my mind a little bit too easily... Okay, lets say it, sometimes I should just shut up!
It never comes from a bad place, I am always trying to be nice to people and play the honesty card, but sometimes I clearly lack tact. For example, I didn't mean it in a bad way when I told Conor I was impressed with the way he handled his relationship in class with Sophia, after they kissed during a very alcoholic night! Okay, I did call their relationship "flat" but I promise, it was supposed to be funny! It just turned out not to be. Yep, that happens.
Yes, I try to be funny. I prepare jokes, and try my best to make my friends and family laugh, believing in my "natural sense on humor". But most of the time, I crack up to my own jokes. But lets not get too disappointed! People still find me funny... Just not when I try to... I am just so clumsy that make friends laugh most of the time when I make the biggest fool out of myself. Like the time when I knocked on a random office's door because I desperately needed to go the toilet, insisting that they had let me use there's, without realizing that I was in fact in the Ministry of the Defense in Paris. In their defense, they did repeat a few times that I couldn't because I was in the Ministry of the French Defense, but for some reason, I just refused to listen to them. They had to kick me out before I realized I couldn't use the minister's toilet.....
Anyways, here I am again, talking away. But this time, I don't mind. I am doing this for me and for the single person who may stumble on my blog one day. I have always been writing. To me, it is an escape. A way to lay my thoughts on paper or, in this case, on screen and organize, scrutinize and analyze them like a scientist would with cells through his lens. It is soothing. When my feelings are put into words, I feel like I can actually control them. They are words that I can rewrite, erase, and change them. I think writing in so therapeutic. It cleanses anger, sadness, loss and fear. It just untangles the nots in our messy human minds.
I am also a fresher at UCL, studying Ancient History and being French, I believe that any opportunity to improve my English and train for my essay assignments is good to seize!
So here is to my big mouth and to you, future possible reader! I hope, for once, that my word-fountain will make you smile. :)
