I AM THE SMILING ASSASSIN
Or the non-lethal variety anyway.
I feel really bad about it but i cannot stand my housemate, she is selfish, rude and messy. I literally complain about her to EVERYBODY! and wish that i could get her kicked out. Which is horrible of me as i am usually rather tolerant of other people.
But GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
And yet when she comes into the kitchen i smile and ask her how her day is and have a nice chat about her life.
We don't talk about the fact that i left her a note the night before telling her to put back the powerboard that she took from the kitchen, because it wasn't hers to take.
And that she needs to clean the microwave after she cooks something in it that explodes.
And that she needs to flush the toilet after every use because she's a disgusting individual (really wish i wrote that part in the note, but in reality finished it on "after every use")
I want her to go the hell away, but in the end it will be me that up's and leaves. I also have this feeling that, that is what she wants.
Then she can move her own friends in and i just cant fathom just how disgusting the apartment will get. It makes me shudder.
So i smile, and i chat, and i think to myself the entire time... "my god you are disgusting".