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BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

This guy, this ‘Dishonest John’...

... he looks just like Snively. Ergo, one can assume he is related!

FURTHERMORE! In Archie, THIS tacky bastard...

Is named “Johnny Snively!”

ALSO!

“Snively” is the surname of JULIAN Snively in the Post-Reboot Archie continuity!

ERGO!

“Dishonest John” may in fact be Snively’s PATERNAL grandfather! And in more worlds than less, Snively’s given name is “Johnny” in honor of his grandfather, whom he closely resembles!

THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS! EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED!