i dreamt that bethesda bought out the game awards and they changed it to this whole ranked voting system and at the end there were 4 candidate and all of them were bethesda games so the internet goncharoved a new candidate called dishwashing simulator and everyone kept adding new mechanics like boiling water to clean the dishes better, a dishwashing vr, a benett foddy style narrator etc. it had realistic water physics and it was full of glitches since it was a bethesda game. at the end it didn't win, probably like oblivion remastered won or something but dishwashing simulator was the real people's champion.
(this is palooka's partner, im typing this for them while they orate this story. they dont know its a real fucking game, this is incredible. SHE JUST MADE A "its like mouthwashing but dishwashing" COMMENT. SHE DOESNT KNOW ITS PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR.)