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LAST NIGHT I DRANK 4 BOTTLES OF FISH OIL AND WOKE UP TO 50+ MODS TO MY STARDEW VALLEY SAVE. SOME WILL SAY THIS IS EPIC, I WILL AGREE WITH THEM

HEAVILY MODDED SDV 1.6 TONIGHT AT 7PM PST

Then we continue the GRAND VOLCANO GLASS ARENA IN DWARF FORTRESS

WILL REBLOG WITH THE LINK WHEN LIVE!!

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Love Stream today at 4:00 PM PST gonna be playing some HAMTARO! HAM HAM HEARTBREAK and going on random online games and telling people I love them, and for every person who says it back I'm gonna donate $5 dollars to Outside In! (a local shelter for marginalized folks)

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kids these days don't even know what it's like to be kidnapped and placed into The Chamber and forced to wash dishes for Good Boy Points any more 😒. kids these days don't even know about the Elevator Dimension

ITS GONNA BE VARIETY GAMES THIS WEEK FOLKS, VARIETY GAMES OF THE SCARY VARIETY!!!

starting off we're going to be streaming DISHWASHER SIMULATOR AT 7PM PST

WILL REBLOG WHEN LIVE!!!

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Noooo BABE youre too SEXY don't climb that vertical cliff in your little loin cloth!!!1

playing some DIFFICULT GAME ABOUT CLIMBING & DWARF FORTRESS NOW!!!

Watch this video on Twitch Live

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I AM ALIVE I AM GAMING

->->CLIKC HERE TO YUUUUUUUUUPPPP<-<-

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out in the woods hanging out with cool aliens from space that love me

->->CLICK HERE TO WATCH ME PLAY WITH MY ALIEN FRIEDNS<-<-

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I am playing videogames on my computer yet again. WOE IS ME. WOE.

->->CLICK HERE FOR WOE<-<-

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Believe Women! Trust Women!

->->CLICK HERE TO TRUST WOMEN<-<-