#dislocated-cannibal

[ghostpoot]

i know we all think saul is daddy material (which is True) but what about mike???

i personally cannot think of him as anything but The Perfect Grandpa™️ (especially since i realized i’d be about kaylee’s age when the show takes place which blew my mind a lil)

but also he is wonderful and badass so i do see the appeal

[theclownhunter]

My Sewer Santa gifts for the lovely @dislocated-cannibal

I really hope you like them ❤❤

(Click on the pictures for better quality)

[clown-care]

are clown+human hybrids possible? i ask because the only pics i've seen of my late father were of him dressed as a clown.... but i don't think it was a costume... i get along really well with people's pet clowns and i have strong circus urges, too. =/ i need to know!

hey hello 911? we’ve got another one

[clown-blr]

i just adopted a miniature pastel decora clown and i was wondering if you had any advice... like, does she need a specialized diet? and how can i help her adjust to a new home?

@declora is the main blogger about decoras, but I’ll tell you what i do know! They have rather specialised diets, their main source of food is japanese sweets. Jlist or Jbox is really good for this sort of thing (Theyre the same site but only one of them has porn stuff on it. I forget which one. Godspeed.) DIYing sweets to look cuter works too, and most towns have an asian market to shop at

Decora clowns are as picky as JESTERS when it comes to their aesthetic. Make sure to take notice on what accessories your dearest likes the most and shop accordingly

[the-witch-finder]

Locator Post @Dislocated-Cannibal

Hi, my name is Hannibal. I’m a queer nonbinary witch hoping to connect with other LGBT+ wix. I’m 23 and would prefer to make friend who are 18+. I live in the Cincinnati area in Ohio; I’m willing to meet up with people from the tri-state area (Ohio, Indiana, and Kentucky), but I’m open to friends from any region.

I’m religious (theistic Satanic) and eclectic. The largest chunk of my magic is death-related, though I also subscribe to herbalism, hedge witchery, kitchen witchery, crystal magic, cosmic magic, divination, demonology, and other various sorts. As an aside, I celebrate the pagan sabbats along with other holidays.

You can connect me here on messenger or add me on discord (#0283necrocretin). I also have skype as an alternative.

[creatingawitch]

hi there! if you're still doing them, may i please have a general reading?

Hi! Thanks for your patience. 

I pulled: Maiden of Air reversed.

You’re gonna learn something which you’re not going to like. It’s probably going to make you bitter and cynical. You’re gonna sulk and be a bit sullen, at least for a while and especially if you dwell on it.

I get the feeling it’s gonna be in your near future. 

[clown-blr]

help! i contracted something from one of my clowns and now my hair turned green and i'm growing a ruff collar! what do i do?

You.... pray to jesus I guess

[vapordyke]

The necklace I commissioned from @dislocated-cannibal​ got here today and I’m stoked! The piece is sooo good and I would totally recommend that you look into it’s work! 

If you do want to look into a commission, here’s the link w/ all of the info:  http://dislocated-cannibal.tumblr.com/post/183302836997/here-we-go-finally-my-handmade-jewelry 👍