#disney shade

[fictionalfantasies]

Zodiac Challenge - Pisces ♓️🐠

Born between February 18th - March 20th? This you? Can you handle the shade being thrown in the groupchat?

The consensus is:

"Let's talk about the most likeable sign. I'm a #Pisces. What's wrong with me hoes??" - Pisces

"Pisces are absolute assholes that somehow keep your stupid ass coming back" - #Cancer

"Pisces are short tempered crybabies that are always looking for love that's why they have about 3 lovers at one time" - #Capricorn

"Just call a Pisces the #Disney channel, they live in a delusional fantasy world that doesn't exist" - #Gemini

"It always smells like undercooked tilapia when a Pisces is around" - #Cancer

"Dealing with a Pisces is very fishy. It's like a cheap date at Red Lobster with no biscuits" - Capricorn

"Chile a Pisces be drawing their feelings instead of addressing them" - #Aries

"I DISAGREE we may be a bit emotional but we're the NICEST sign you'll ever meet!" - Pisces

"Pisces is always the victim but never wrong" - #Taurus

"Pisces are self sabotaging flaky deflectors - #Leo

"A Pisces is nothing more than a sneaky, insecure shape shifter!" - #Aquarius

"Pisces are dreamers living in their own realities chile!" - Aries

"Narcissistic and moody but they will have your back if they love you" - #Scorpio

"It's the passive aggressive attitude for me" - #Virgo

"Pisces are super sensitive for no damn reason. They got a sob story for everything especially when they don't wanna do anything" - Leo

"Did we say lazy as hell cuz we gotta make sure we say LAZY AS HELL. Don't ever go into business with a Pisces!" - Aquarius

Damn. Anything to add?? #CommentBelow 👇😈

via @queenoftheratchet #PiscesSeason #disneyvillains

[neighwayjoseigh]

Growing up is

realizing 90% of what you used to watch would flunk the Bechdel test

[misskiwi]

those disney character faceswaps are wonderful because not only are they hilarious but they also show just how much disney doesn’t care about the design of its female characters. like honestly, the male faces are always, always so detailed and expressive and unique with all sorts of features (wrinkle lines, crazy eyebrows etc) while the female faces are without fail big eyes, tiny nose, full lips, no imperfections on the skin at all. bland. boring. basically identical. 

[gif-weenus]

[misskiwi]

I think what also gets about the vast amounts of Frozen merch is that like 95% of it is pointless and ugly. And Disney doesn't seem to realize that everyone bought the Frozen merch that they wanted already. No one is going to buy this crap now, especially when it's over priced. I saw one of those Elsa ice castles for $129. Do you really think parents are just going to drop money for something like that?

it’s ridiculous and damn yeah the merch is super ugly like the elsa dolls are hideous because her proportions are just that bad and god that hair is always, always shit quality. like they just dont give a shit slap the name frozen on it and boom.

sometimes i see little girls in those big poofy princess play dresses and they have elsa’s face slapped on the chest but it’s like, the dress isn’t related in any way to frozen, they always have like butterflies or flower patterns, the only related thing is elsas face and the light blue colour like???? now they’er just fucking scamming people.

[misskiwi]

How the fuck does the fan (confirmed?) theory even make a lick of sense??? Tarzan's parents look completely different that Elsa and Anna's and aren't they different time lines as well?

idk man it’s probably disney just jumping on the fanwagon to make people think they’re a decent company able to produce original ideas tbh

[misskiwi]

I'm gonna be honest. I like Frozen but I feel like Disney is kinda killing it. Plus, I'm really tired of trying to find stuff with Mulan or Jasmine on it. They're my two faves and I can only find Elsa

disney is gonna destroy itself w/ this is s2g

[misskiwi]

I really how Disney is going to make money back after Frozen hype dies. I honestly think they have spent more money on Frozen than any other animated movie they have. Don't they realize that hype dies? I mean it's dying now

let’s be real here, i hope disney suffers. they need to go down already. i’m tired of them and they’ve exhausted what imagination they had