Real Kiwi Hours

kiwi/Ava || 28 || WestAus || international luxury car mechanic in training || professional bitch. Sink your teeth into me, anthropophagous.

[lotldraws]

hey don't worry? completely unrelated giant dump of heartwarming PHM doodles ok??

once again these are all from like the same two canvas files in procreate judging from the same color background. also straight up had a dream where grace and rocky figured out how to make gnocchi out of taumoeba hence the making gnocchi over a bunsen burner

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[oneheadtoanother]

[pissvortex]

I took her to my mouse hole then I squeaked it

[beardedmrbean]

[certified-anti-microsoft-posts]

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

[heartwarminganimals]

It wimdy

[drtanner]

OH NO HER BLOOMERS

[hawberries]

do u like swadloon

yeah

[only-cat-memes]

[forgwater]

[doppelgender]

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

[doppelgender]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[macleod]

I always respond to various versions of "I have a question?" with "... and here is a bad answer" as my only response. No one has ever laughed, but I will continue this gambit to my grave.

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[oneheadtoanother]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Wizards (1977)

[definitelynotindecisive]

[bogleech]

Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[cognitohazardous]

fire was invented by the grain industry

[todaysbird]

that’s a whole man.

[starsinfight]

you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]