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Do y'all think in the Dispatch universe they have tiktok and people make tiktoks of heroes (and probably villains)?

I'm just imagining Robert mindlessly doom scrolling as one does, and he stumbles across a thirst edit of him and he's just watching in horror like

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So, if I remember correctly there is a dialogue with Chase dispatching with the Z-Team about how these calls are monitored for training purposes.

I'm just imagining that HR uses Z-Teams dispatch audio logs for new hires

HR and new hires are sitting in the meeting room, a projector and a screen with the lights off, and it starts off with Phenomaman (before he was depressed af)

"this is how one interacts with ones team"

*cue audio from the A-Team of them interacting positively and cooperating with their dispatcher*

"This is how you effectively communicate with your team and dispatcher!"

"and this, is not how one interacts with their team."

*cue the audio of Visi and Prism where Invisigal was talking about seeing Robert in his underwear, and Prism goes "He packing much?" And absolutely cracking up along with Invisigal*

"This is disrespectful and demeaning to your dispatcher, one should never discuss clothing habits or genitals of your dispatcher or other colleagues"

And the entire rest of the presentation is just more examples of with HR just shaking their heads the entire time, but not really doing much because they know that only Robert can make the Z-Team work like they do

With the one exception, Roberts speech to Invisigal, and for the A-Team, it's their dispatcher calling them a fucking moron (it's chase lol)

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"Sorry if my big doe eyes misled you, but I am deeply traumatized and highly perverted"

- Robert probably

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Reader who is from the Midwest and anytime they say "y'all" Z-team immediately parrots it

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captured this while writing for chapter 1 of my vigilante fic

didn't need the audio, just the dialogue so i had music playing in the background....

and it created this

the file is labeled 'robert getting blown up while hatsune miku plays joyfully in the background'

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