Tim: hey what's the scuttling sound in the ceiling?
Sasha: oh that's just Michael, he likes to be up there.
Tim:
Sasha, sipping her coffee:

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Tim: hey what's the scuttling sound in the ceiling?
Sasha: oh that's just Michael, he likes to be up there.
Tim:
Sasha, sipping her coffee:
i love that so many of us agree that distortion!sasha is the shit
https://youtu.be/K91rybFyE1k
Sasha and Michael should be friends or maybe partners who knows (distorsasha?)
The only good het ships are canon or crack. This is why I ship Distorsasha and Alice and Peter from Exoplanetary