rage - goddess, sing the rage

tee | 28 | xe/they | aroace lesbian | usamerican | modern day harlot. in an open relationship with a beautiful woman.

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[shiftythrifting]

Shirt you can only wear at 3pm on a Tuesday

queue'd for 3 on Tuesday

[strawberryprim]

has anyone done this yet

[punkfistfights]

tagged by @beyondthetemples-ooc - haven’t done a tag game in a couple of years and i’m bored so let’s go baybee. thanks for tagging me zira!

last song & album: last song was “hahahahaha fuck you man fuck you seriously im so fucking sick of you and your whining” by wifiskeleton. don’t even ask, midwest emo is a weird fucking genre. last album was “Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Deluxe Edition)”.

currently watching: interview with the vampire season 2. getting through it slowly but surely. i’m so bad at watching tv but i do love this show.

current obsession: heated rivalry & women’s hockey. gay hockey has me in a fucking chokehold. fuck the nhl tho.

currently reading: emily wilson’s translation of the iliad for the last 2 years. i’m also trying to work my way through iron widow by xiran jay zhao. it’s in my backpack at all times for me to read, i just rarely have the energy to ACTUALLY read unfortunately.

i’m not tagging anyone specifically bc i’m barely on here anymore, but if anyone would like to do this, feel free!

[arist0cratsz]

shane x ilya: it’s all coming back to me now by celine dion

(this edit brought to you by canada)

[namunii]

Shane's only photo of Ilya for several years

[elnotwoods]

Hollanov anniversary plans @ the cottage

- free use for the whole 24 hours (Shane’s idea)

- morning sloppy blowjobs

- swimming in the lake for an hour

- ass eating on the dock

- breakfast/coffee

- shower (foray into mild piss kink)

- nap/cuddles

- light lunch

- fuck nasty (Shane riding Ilya, missionary and then reverse cow girl while Shane wears socks and his hat backwards)

- cleanup (licking cum off each other, Ilya eating Shane out, Shane fingering Ilya and blowing him, aftercare for Shane’s abused hole)

- a heated NHL 26 game

- cooking together (domestic dream of Ilya Rozanov)

- candle lit dinner in the garden

- sex out on the dock under the stars

- bubble bath with candles

- going to sleep in matching silk pyjamas with Mr and Mr embroidered on the pockets (Ilya’s idea)

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

David: I guess I'm just surprised our Shane fell for such an infamous player,,, who knew our kiddo would have a thing for the bad boy, huh hon? Ha ha

Yuna, remembering David's college hockey days as an enforcer where he would get into knuckle dragging fights almost every match and would always shoot a blood-stained grin up at her in the stands from the sin bin while sporting a black eye and a broken nose, waving at her with his knuckles taped: Hm. Yeah. Shocker.

[burymecherry]

happy fat baby shane friday! i think baby shane loveddd salmon ever since he could first eat solids, he was a bit of a picky eater when he was being weaned off milk a lot of the puréed baby foods they tried to start shane on he would put in his mouth but not really swallow. then one day yuna is making salmon and she gives a little piece to shane for him to try and his eyes light up and he starts happy kicking his chunky little legs in his high chair. after he finishes the piece he makes grabby hands and fusses until she gives him more. she feeds him almost a full filet just like that and he’s so happy. yuna and david start joking that he’s their “little bear” because his favorite foods are salmon and blueberries. when they go out for sushi one night fat baby shane is just knawing down on sashimi, gripping it in his little fist.🥺

[ilyahoellander]

my controversial hollanov take is that the two of them retire at exactly the same time. none of that ilya retires first to take care of the kids bs no sir. they retire at the same time. because both of them are just not interested in playing without the other to push them and the thought of doing long distance for even a week makes them start shaking crying screaming staring into the distance.

[weirdistance]

The scene with Scott and Shane right after Shane won Rookie of the year is so fucking funny. Their interaction gets more awkward by the second. Obviously, they are both really straight, and Scott (obviously straight) would never imply that Shane (obviously straight too) has any kind of thing with Ilya. They need to clarify this because there definitely is nothing gay going on here, ever. Since they are both straight.

[punkfistfights]

i’m convinced that marleau, carter, and jj all had their gay awakenings bc of shane. but all of them immediately went “it’s not gay if it’s shane hollander” until they found out that shane is gay and then they were all like “fuck. i might actually like guys”

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[24x81]

do not come into my house and expect to make any convincing argument in favour of hayden pike. i have shot that man 16 times in my mind palace and buried his body in the deepest part of the ocean. i've sent his wife to the mountains to live out her days writing poetry and short stories and getting herself a stone butch girlfriend. get off my porch.

[asneakyfox]

everyone in fandoms should get into big two superhero comics at least a little bit just for the sake of encouraging a healthy attitude toward the concept of canon. once you fully internalize that canonically the x-men have existed for about a decade and it's also canonical that the x-men have celebrated christmas around sixty separate times you will never look at canon arguments the same way again

[mossandmothman]

Ilya Rozanov calling the Centaurs “everypony” because he saw the phrase online and thought it would be silly but when he says it the first time Luca Haas is killed instantly