#distortion asks

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Starting new thing!!

I'll tell you what a character or you would look like distorted.

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I'm tired of my male classmates, can you make the annoying ones get the flu or like be out tomorrow pleaseee *bats my eyes in a pleading manner and makes a sweet face*

I physically and mentally cannot handle George or Trevor make them disintegrate or explode or smth please 🙏

I will be eternally grateful :3

I can't make them get the flu, however, they're probably mired in the sin of pride or something, so I can turn them to those pride peccatulum. Or whatever peccatulum they turn into.

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carmen is this true

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This is infact true

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if every distortion looks cool why is mine just me with a "i love angela" shirt

Because that means that you already look cool :)

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What do you think of Dante? Please don't distort any of their sinners,,,

Oh that clock? They're cool. I narrate their uptie stories for them.

Also I think you're a bit too late asking that yeah?

Will keep trying to distort them.

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how would peetah distortion look

I'm going to crash out IM NOT DISTORTING PETER GRIFFIN

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Halo Ms. Distortion and distortion support group.

I would like to present to you am artists representation of a distorted Sinclair.

thank you Ms. Distortion and Distort support group.

Gasp! You're welcome it's nothing really. This looks so good! Sinclairstortion is real!!

Also I'm stealing the distortion support group idea if you don't mind.

Helping new distortions feel even more comfortable. It has the reverberation ensemble, the pianist, and even a mirror world's distorted Heathcliff.

All of these people are definitely alive totally

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⚠️Bruhhh I distorted the other day and they’re still making me come into work tomorrow because I’m “sapient enough to call out”

Like

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Lowkey just slime out your workplace twin. I'm buffing you so don't worry