#dittokin

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So, I've been told I type in a monotone. Like- it's probably because of being unemotional and unable to read tone in most of my lives including this one.

-BEN drowned/Brianna Afton/Chara Dreemurr/Frisk/Fable Fox/Sylveon/Ditto/possibly Error Sans/Ayano Aishi polykin

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Hello. My name is Ditto. I'm curious how other Pokemon feel towards feet and shoes. I find having feet to be quite unpleasant and shoes are down right awful. I also find words and translating to human speak difficult. The sentence structure is weird. This coming from a Pokemon that can speak 800+ different languages/dialects. Ironic.

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If y’all don’t think I lost my goddamn mind from the validation that ms. Norman Gave me in the detective pikachu movie you are sorely mistaken. I’ve had a “ditto masquerades as human to work for an evil Rich man/team leader” timeline since 2016 and THERE SHE WAS BEING LIKE ME I was so happy

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Me: damn, I wish Pokémon were real, I'd love to do ballet with a Gallade...

Also me: kin of a Pokémon Player OC who participated in a pokemon ballet.

also also me: kin of said OCs Ditto

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ditto you must feel amazing because you're the best pokemon in the entire world oh my god yes you are small soft squishy fat friend i adore you!!!! #💕

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I'm spark (Pokemon go) and I love Pokemon so much. Yet I'm kin with ditto and would shift into a lot of Pokemon. And yet I hate myself. *Xfiles theme plays*