#divorce shit

[shiftythrifting]

I gotta send in the all-timer, divorced sash with “FINALLY DIVORCED” crown, made out of some kind of metal, it was heavy

It’s been about three years and I still regret not buying it, hopefully it went to someone cool though

👑

[persepinesascent]

Just got home with a fully executed and notarized divorce settlement agreement 🎉🥂

It is done!

Going to meet up with my divorced friend a little later to celebrate and catch up.

[shiftythrifting]

there has GOT to be a story to how this ended up here

Seen at Goodwill in Maplewood, Minnesota

[shiftythrifting]

Submission from ImTooTiredForThis

[persepinesascent]

Just found out the diamond ring that's been sitting in my closet for over 3 years is worth more than three times my car right now. And probably more than a third of what the down payment on my house is going to be. I probably shouldn't be posting this stuff online, but who the f*** am I supposed to say this stuff to in real life?

[persepinesascent]

S just spontaneously dropped off 11 boxes of shit I mostly do not want, and do not have the storage space for. I guess it had been sitting in a walk-in closet in his house. And now it's mine to get rid of. So it will be sitting in my living area until I can go through it all and manage to do that. Yay.

[persepinesascent]

Heyy guess who's late with the alimony already, on the very first month he could possibly have been on time with it, after telling me he had a whole plan for making sure it was on time, and reassuring me even after i questioned it. 🙃 Totally tracks.

[persepinesascent]

Three years ago my husband told me I had to put up with anything he wanted because he was paying for everything (after inviting me to quit my miserable job because he became too rich for it to make sense).

Now he's my ex-husband, I still have all of his money, and I can do whatever the fuck I want.