Persepine's Ascent

from the darkness

[rachellugly]

[persepinesascent]

Just thought my blog could use some magic. I'm going to keep him here and name him Horace.

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[julesofnature]

“No one anointed us ruler of this kingdom. It's not ours to own. We are simply one of the animal species on our planet. Not separate. Not superior. We hold in our hands a responsibility to preserve harmony in the natural world. To demonstrate compassion to all that call this home. So many living creatures have feelings. Know loss, suffer pain. We must understand the mutual dependence between humans and animals. Only if we understand can we care. Only if we care can all be saved. ~ Jane Goodall

[mymidwestheart]

[persepinesascent]

Yeah so my agent sent the offer to the seller today. so cross your fingers or toes or whatever

[persepinesascent]

Why doesn't anyone else think this is cool

That's WOOD

[persepinesascent]

The best pic i could get of my cardinal

[persepinesascent]

I hope the person who called me from the doctor's office before 8:00 a.m. the other morning appreciated the sound of my cat purring into my phone's mic as I tried to talk to them from my bed

[persepinesascent]

i.b. called me from the fancy wancy woodworker's weekend and talked to me for an hour and I love him

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[selenabird]

Just in case anyone is all “yes, i cannot wait until i am married to my forever person and we get to do fun stuff and have a little dog and life will be great”, I want to remind you that sometimes spouses will do something like leave what looks like a medium full chip bag on the counter and when you go to open it there will be 4 chips in it.

I don’t even want chips, yet I know no jury would convict me.

[persepinesascent]

To be fair, i do this to myself too tho

[persepinesascent]

I decided to survey my neighbors who also live in (weirdly) fully detached townhomes with no gas to find out just how ridiculous our winter electric bills should really be.

This is going to be exciting.

I just have to get clarity on this before I buy one of these fuckin things

[persepinesascent]

I'm having afternoon caffeine for the first time in 2 weeks and it's a (double) La Colombe draft latte can. If you never hear from me again, it's cuz my heart exploded

[persepinesascent]

Still tired, but now with a faster heartbeat 👍🏻

[persepinesascent]

omg I had forgotten how much home inspections fucking cost 😭

[persepinesascent]

Wait, we really just got LeBron???????!

[persepinesascent]

I'm having afternoon caffeine for the first time in 2 weeks and it's a (double) La Colombe draft latte can. If you never hear from me again, it's cuz my heart exploded

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL