Sell/Newson/Land, Day 87, Part 2
Ernie: Good morning, Mrs Land-Newson... plumbob, I love saying that... you don't mind that we kept my double-barrelled name?
Les: Nope! I love it! It's full of family and history!
Ernie: We've got some time before we have to work... wanna go out someplace?
Les: Sure!
Ernie: So, this is the Swimming Hole-
Les: "Hole?"
Ernie: It only got proper plumbing when my mum was little, so yeah, hole...
Les: Ernie?
Ernie: Mmm?
Les: I want a baby.
Ernie: I... er... where did that come from?
Les: I just... I've been thinking about it for a few months and now... I'm sure... I want a baby.
Ernie: I'm not opposed to the idea... my parents would love a live-in grandbaby. They're always complaning they don't see enough of Emma, with her living all the way over in Riverford.
Les: Put a baby in me, Ernie.
Ernie: I'm not sure that's how it works...
Les: I know, but "fertilise my eggs" sounds far less sexy...
Ernie: Here?
Les: We've woohooed in public before.
Ernie: Yeah, but at college... people who've known me all life might see us here... people who know my parents!
Les: Well, if you don't want to...
Ernie: I never said that!
Woohoo!
Les: We'll have to turn Patrick's old room into a nursery. Did you say there's loads of furniture up in the attic?
Ernie: Yeah - three of everything from when me and Clem and Patrick were all little at once. I doubt we'll need to buy anything new.
Les: We could get a few new things, though... and redecorate. I can't wait!












