Sooooo... Maybe you've talked about this before? And we all love fat Chris Pratt, but thoughts on chubby Star Lord? I'm interested in anything you think on that :)
GIRL. We have not really talked about this in the dumpster, actually. I mean, we’ve talked about Chris Pratt, OF COURSE, because he is married to One of Us, and he’s adorable, and he is sometimes fat and it’s a beautiful thing. But we have NOT talked about chubby Star Lord, specifically, and we really should.
And like…he’s just got that good frame, right? Like the kind of man that you know could eat a pan of lasagna if you put it in front of him, and would never order light beer? You know the type.
And just imagine this size Chris in the Star Lord get up:
Adorable, 10/10. I feel like someone should be writing this fic. Dumpster? Does it exist?