#dizzy asks

[ddizzybunny]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY POOKIE

TYANKYOUUUUSOMUCHHHH

HAPPPY VALENTINES DAYY😳😳😳

[cunninglinguist-69]

🚨 Soft Steph Headcannon Alert 🚨

I’d like to think that because there was a point when Steph was rich then that means he would have had one of those ridiculously big beds and thus probably would be used to sprawling out when he sleeps.

Okay so that being said I raise the idea of Steph never getting over sleeping like a literal starfish— even when he gets a girlfriend.

So there you are— you’ve been seeing him for a little while now but you’ve never actually spent the night. You’ve wanted to but like you’ve never gotten that far either you’ve always had to leave or he has.

But not tonight! 

So it comes time to go to sleep and you’re in his hoodie and pressed against his side and it’s so warm and he smells soooo good but like— you can’t sleep. First night jitters— everyone gets them right? So you’re staring at the ceiling, not really caring that he’s asleep and you aren’t, but then something happens.

His leg creeps over your hips.

And you think he’s actually still awake and you giggle and you shove his chest a little like Steph if you wanted that then you don’t have to pretend to be asleep you idiot but he doesn’t laugh back. So you peek over your shoulder to where his face is still pressed against your neck and— he is asleep. You shrug it off— whatever.

And then his arm flings over your shoulders. It’s not that bad, he’s not on top of you or anything, but it’s getting a little too warm now. So you kick at him a little— you aren’t hurting him; he’s gigantic. You think for a minute that it’s working— he’s groaning a bit now— it must be working.

And then suddenly he’s on top of you, his stomach pressed against your back, and your wildly slapping your hand against the bed like a wrestler tapping out because you think he’s literally going to suffocate you. Since when does this man weigh forty tonnes??

And it takes you shouting, your face smushed into the mattress in the least sexy way he’s ever smushed you into the mattress, Stephen get off of me unless you no longer want a living girlfriend!!

And he finally bolts up (maybe you also shove your elbow into his ribs) and you’re wheezing and he’s frantic like oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! And he’s reaching for you, groggy as hell but coming to like baby are you okay? Fuck. And you’re just—

Laughing. Because that’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you in a while. And he’s still worried but also have laughing too, brows pulled together but eyes crinkled, pulling you back to lay down but this time you’re on top of him. That’s how you have to sleep from now on to avoid pain. He doesn’t mind one bit.

Enjoy 😌 — Dizzy

*chants* starfish steph, starfish steph, starfish steph

This is - aww! I would definitely fight him if this giant 6ft+ beefy pool noodle of a man tried laying on top of me. Laying on top of him however... Call me spider-bun then because I would literally attach myself to him.

This is so soft!!!

[ddizzybunny]

[ddizzybunny]

i quite like seeing the things u repost on tiktok

😳😳😳😳ididnt know people noticed my reposts😳😳😳

i like your reposts aswell i check them every now and then🥺🥺🥺

my tiktok if anyone even cares.. ;-;

[cunninglinguist-69]

I heard you wanted headcannons hmmm?

I bring to you the headcannon of Stephen at Christmastime (Christmas Eve because I like to be specific like that) taking you to the Christmas market (it’s New York I’m assuming this is a thing in New York) to get the famous hot chocolate and like you forgot your scarf and he’s shaking his head but smiling like “baby we go over this every time” and he opens a portal to your bedroom, grabs the scarf and then a hat for good measure, and then comes back and carefully wraps it around your face and tucks it up around your icy nose and his hands are shaking but he doesn’t care and neither do you and you’re both just laughing and then he’s pulling the hat over your head and before you know it you’re back on your walk but “wait Steph your hands— they’re freezing” and he’s all like “it’s fine baby” and you’re all like “but Steph” and suddenly he’s just behind you, wrapping his arms around you and putting his hands in your pockets like “see baby it’s all good” and then y’all stumble towards the stand and go wait in line for a whole ass hour for hot chocolate (or smth else if you don’t like hot chocolate)

Please feel better 🥺 Mwah — Dizzy (@dizzydancingdreamer)

@dizzydancingdreamer I'm so soft 🥺🥺🥺 thank you bb!! ilysm!!! 🥺💓☀️

[cunninglinguist-69]

WHAT THE FUU— I just read drabble (??) about Stephen sending *ahem* videos while y/n’s at work and LOL I AM AT WORK AND THERE ARE NO VIDEOS COMING TO MY PHONE AND NOW I AM UPSET AND—

That was a ridiculously good read 😭🤚

— Dizzy (dizzydancingdreamer)

No, because yes. Troll Supreme Steph's a little shit, Iknow it, you know it, he would 100% do this while you're at work. Thank you for letting me make you horny in 600 words or less 😏💚🥂

[cunninglinguist-69]

Heya there I’m finally sending in my request after stalking your page like the creep I am 😈 may I pretty please with cherries on top have a ship? I’m 5’2 with brown hair, curvy where it counts, green eyes (why is this all I can think to say about myself? I need to look in the mirror more) I have a black cat and I like to crochet (a lot 😭🤚)— go wild babes 💕 and CONGRATS AGAIN OMG — Dizzy

You know it bestie. You know it. And thank you. I love and appreciate you, @dizzydancingdreamer ... I ship you with

Stephen

Like, helloo? He's one annoying mf but he's also incredibly kind and a pacifist to boot. And, well, kind of a Dumbass Thot ™. I think your subtly feral energy would compliment that in a way that's just sublime but at the same time, prevent him nuking himself when the dumbass in him outweighs the thot. Curvy where it counts? You're about to be subjected to communism because this mans can't keep his hands off you. He's a doctor, after all, and is expert in human anatomy 😌

Bonus: Steph dislikes tolerates you cat but the critter is definitely in love with the sorcerer and follows him around like a duckling, which results in just about anyone makin' those witches-and-cats jokes. Wong gets a stale sandwich, Tony gets yeeted into the Amazon jungle and you... Let's say, you can't sit straight for a few days 😈

[ddizzybunny]

I HOPE YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE DAY bye i miss you ok

FUCK YOU

bye i miss you al lot too ok❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️