#dizzyizzyharper

[archivedthesun]

“You did.

Unfortunately you drank the Juice That Made You Forget The Effects Of The Last Drink You Had right afterwards and we don’t know if it’s working.”

[superbeaucoupdevisages]

@dizzyizzyharper​: "One, I'm on too many shit lists to care. Two, he can't fly, or turn off sections of gravity."

      “...But WHY? The fuck has Damien done to you? Like I know he’s done a lot of shit, but like. What to you specifically? Him existing doesn’t count because we all have to deal with that and most of us haven’t punched him.”

[fullcfphobias-a]

@dizzyizzyharper "Scarebear? You aren't dead!" Make that a pleased harpy for today.

“Yep, not even a little. Good to see you!”

[biteyourcrush]

@dizzyizzyharper replied: “I hear that Oz might be one to ask. Can’t help you much more than that, haven’t played any myself. Honestly kind of surprised you haven’t? You seem like the kind who would.”

“I dunno, I mean- what with school, romance, helping out all the clubs and other extracurriculars, personal mad-science projects, I just... feel like I could do more productive stuff with my time? Video games almost feel a little bit like... uh... a waste of time?”

That last sentence comes out a little apologetically.

“But SOMEONE just had to blab to the therapist that I ‘don’t have any hobbies’ and ‘keep falling asleep in my lab’ so I GUESS I have to give them a shot now.”

@royalreef replied: “Oh, oh!!! Tell me what you find out, I am quite curious about them myself!”

“Aye aye, cap’n! You can expect a full report once I’ve given all the video games a try!”

“So, how about it Mr. Video Game Boy? Where do I start?”

@fullcfphobias​

[ofarson]

@dizzyizzyharper​  /  cont.

well-meaning, damien raises a brow as the harpy explains her situation that she has no clothing to match any of the makeup he might do.  first, damien has to laugh.  maybe he forgot to mention that one of his special talents was making anything look good, considering his side hobby of dressing in drag, but he could probably get rugged homeless hobo to look amazing with the right palette.

second, he’s the prince of hell.  if she needed some more wardrobe stuff, why the fuck didn’t she say so ?  between his robbed money and his dads being generous ...

          “  izzy, i know.  and i can work with it.  also, i have a credit card that i can get some fucking awesome not-too-flashy-but-definitely-creative clothes for you, so it’s not really that big a deal.  ”  a pause.  “  i usually go darker colours ‘cause works well with my complexion.  but based on colour theory that i’ve studied online by myself while learning to be a hairstylist, you’d need balance a bit of balance.  skin complexion’s warmer, but eye colour cooler ...  could do a more smoky eye approach and go neutral ...  ”

the demon hums as he comes up with a potential look for the other, taking into account tastes and enough colour theory that the colours won’t clash, muttering a few displaced words under his breath.  he nods after a moment.  has he come to a conclusion ?

          “  we’ll get you dressed up in something first.  then i’ll do some cool fucking makeup that would kill a guy if they looked at you.  sounds good, yeah ?  yeah, i thought so too.  let’s go get some fucking kickass clothing !  ”  that he may or may not steal, but maybe he shouldn’t commit crime when he has plans in mind that do not involve said crime.  “  ‘sides, sure it won’t hurt to have a cool new look to switch to some days, yeah ?  ”

[dxthemxnstermash-archive]

@dizzyizzyharper​:

Izzy just picks up Juan, in the tree, takes him to another tree and makes sure the gun is out of his paws. Fish jerky and ear scritches should be enough to suffice.

“You want me to try talking to him?”

“mrOW--”

He’s still veeeery tense when he’s picked up... at least until the treats and scratches combo. Oh yes. Oh nice. This is swell.

“YES. Yes, Izzy, tell him he’s a jerk and I hope he loses his favorite squeaky toy!”

[lvednot]

@dizzyizzyharper requested a starter!

“This is Buckaroo Bonsai.”

Calculester held the potted shrub for both Izzy and her raven companion to observe, clearly very happy to share his beloved hobby with his new friends.

Carefully exchanging the ornamental plant for another, he gently lifted the new succulent up to introduce the pair to.

“And this is Angelina Joeleaf!”

[statcheckd]

---- @dizzyizzyharper​

---- “ Birds just... gather around you? J... just like... just like that? ”

      Sure, she’s a bit scared of the harpy. But it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see the hints of wonder pooling in her eyes. To hear the awe in her voice, and see how her hands move up to her chest. An animal-lover at heart (as long as the animal wasn’t something big that could kill her), she is... very impressed by what’s going on before her.