Bakugou gets drunk and is just. Turns into prototype bakugou (happy-go-lucky and believes anyone can do it if they try) And midoriya is just sitting there, watching him dance to 'fruit salad' by the wiggles?? Like??? 'You seem better than actual Kacchan, but fuck nO- STO- GOD MADE SURE YOUR ASS WAS PROTOTYPE TF'
GOD MADE SURE YOUR ASS WAS PROTOTYPE SJKSJKAJKDJKSJKFJKDJK ECHO IM FUCKING CHOKING THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IVE EVER SEEN
bakugou being a happy drunk is great tho. bro gets all lovey-dovey and says things straight up instead of in bakugou language
like he slings an arm around kiri and mina and is like “you two are,,,,the OnLy motherfukcers,,,who can handle me,,” and to kami he’s like “ur always charging my phone despite everything why are you so nice what did i do to deserve you” and to sero he’s like “i admire u and ur tenacity and mobility i have a lot to learn from you”
bro bakugou like stands up all wobbly on a table nd points at the bakusquad like “these are my BeST frIEnDS you MOTHeRFUCkERS”
bro he’s like clinging to midoriya all teary-eyed like “im sorry” “its okay kacchan” “im so sorry” “i know kacchan” “i regret everything” “i understand kacchan” “you should hate me” “kacchan”
also bakugou dancing when he’s drunk im fucking cackling bro would be the most uncoordinated bitch in the entire world. baby deer leg stability
dont drink when ur underage kiddos but this is the most wholesome bakugou thing ive ever typed thank you echo
