#dnd hijinks

[thatwillnotagewell]

Started running a new campaign and so far our goals are:

- exonerate the cleric for a murder he both did and admitted to

- convince the cleric he did the murder and it wasn’t a dream

- solve a mystery illness without getting distracted by gardening

- steal all the gold from a defunct dragons hoard

None of this is the main plot. The main plot is a wizard has trapped them in a time loop.

[thelordofshadows]

We were playing a private game on Roll20, I play as I can like on breaks and lunches, and I seriously--just need--someone to manage my companions.  Our Bard: Slept with a nobles wife, and was bragging about it. OMG NO.  Our Barbarian: Stabbed a Master of Arms to said noble family. DO YOU NOT LIKE LIFE ? Our Cleric: I didn’t see anything (screwed up his Perception and wound up with disadvantage) WHY ARE YOU BLIND Our Samauri: I was doing heroic things, I was supposed to baby sit ? YOUR EXCUSED HERE HAVE A MEAT BUN Our Thief: What do you think of this phoenix feather crown I stole.  OMFG THAT’S A RELIC. My poor Wizard: -Internal Screaming- I left you alone for an HOUR. 

[xmemorized]

More D&D character stuff. Sid and Rakurai (top) question Rozel’s (bottom) use of his bag of holding to smuggle scrambled eggs.

Rozel is my precious boy.

[psychoetheric]

next part of my dnd campaign centers around band feuds, this is the lineup of an all-tiefling metalcore band. names were rolled up at random and ended up being super good

[psychoetheric]

gay idiot drow son

[psychoetheric]

my dnd char for current campaign is named sytry. he has 2 swords, 0 brain cells, and is just happy to be included

[psychoetheric]

new dice sets came. my league of children grows