oh well. play the cards i'm given 🤷

felix | xie/xir he/him | 30 | world's only shatterstar fan

[psychoetheric]

my job on the commune is to be on smoko 24/7

[opheliathegrey]

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[dragongirlsweetie]

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

[dragongirlsweetie]

the buddha taught this

[captain-price-returns]

Interesting things happening on Reddit right now

[psychoetheric]

unfunniest addition you can put on someone's post is "i misread this as [some fantasy bullshit], and now im imagining [some fantasy bullshit]" when their post was about real life. we need to stop enabling people who do this by giving them notes.

[64mpg]

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

[iamoutofideas]

it’s really not.

[64mpg]

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

[bug-mp3]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[blankfaerie]

Actually, the more I look at it, the more pitiful it seems. Like a child locked up in there with no chance of escape...

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[beemovieerotica]

[kosmogrl]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[internet-sentences]