I believe my funniest nat 1 to be the one Melm rolled on seduction, which resulted in her saying "You aren't really my type but wanna fuck?" which was followed by the npc rolling nat1 on having standards so they ended up having bad sex.

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I believe my funniest nat 1 to be the one Melm rolled on seduction, which resulted in her saying "You aren't really my type but wanna fuck?" which was followed by the npc rolling nat1 on having standards so they ended up having bad sex.
Hi! I'm not sure if you remember me, but I drew Melm back in August of 2023. My art skills have improved a lot since then, so here's a quick redraw of her :]
I recently started playing dnd myself and that made me think of your blog! I hope you're doing alright, thanks for being a cool mutual :D
Of course I remember! That art made me so happy and look at you! That sure is a lot of progress, good job :O Thank you so much for another art of the problematic baby girl 🥺
Hell yeah, i hope you are having a blast :D I've been struggling with drawing recently but otherwise im okay, thank you for asking and being such a cool mutual yourself :]
Babygirl
Goblin ass
Some quote memes from last night. I had so much fun drawing Melm's hand I forgot she doesn't have it (or her neck) anymore so now there are 2 versions.
Permanently drunk failwoman, slutty priestess, unkillable twink and navigator so short he has to climb the wheel. Alias the fleet's finest.
Your art is amazing and I hope your comissions go well, I tried drawing Melm but I'm not the best artist so...
Yeah I tried
She is confused about something
Ajdjhhzdfz omg you drew my babygirl 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺 thank you, I love it 🥹
Very accurate considering how often she is confused about something, bitch doesn't know anything truly. She got invited to a wedding like 10 sessions (?) ago, didn't ask and still doesn't know what it is.
I love your art and would love to learn more about the goblin that has stolen my heart (Melm) , may I ask what happened to her arms please?
Happy to hear you enjoy my stuff :D And yes you may and you shall receive.
Short version: her sister chopped em off
Long version:
An important context for why she even was in this situation is: Melm and her sister,Zotru grew up in a tribe-fleet, a culture with no concept of morality, good or bad, only useful and wasteful really. The worth of every goblin within the tribe is based solely on how useful they are to it and a lot is defined during The Trials, rather brutal event where young goblins are essentially abandoned at sea with just a handful of resources. Those who survive,based on how they perform, are assigned jobs that they will likely perform for the rest of their lifes, or, if alive but seen as useless they are simply abandoned. Trials don't always turn bloody, the tribe still needs many regular workers, especially on the mother ship which never really docks and relies on other, smaller ships for resources.
There is no concept of family either but through proximity and cooperation, making up for each others weaknesses, Melm and Zotru become very close. Melm protected her from bullies while Zotru helped with studying (babygirl isn't the brightest)
So Melm and her sister are put through the Trials and a lot of kids die due to infighting (many believe that acting violent will allow them a position on a proper pirate ship). To protect themselves, through the next couple of days Melm strangles others in their sleep in order defined by Zotru.
By the end they are the only ones left. They managed to reach an island and are waiting for the ship to pick them up. Then Melm spots something on the beach. It looks like a blop of thick ink, curious she pokes it with a stick. Suddenly, half of the thing lunges at her and slips inside through her nose and mouth, the other (Kritloth) goes into Zotru. The creature inside Melm, called Zenin, takes control of her and attacks her sister, clawing her eyes out (it's trying to get it's other half back), in self defence Zotru swings a makeshift axe around, chopping off both of Melm's forearms :,) Which were replaced with the creature's body.
The black ink "splattered" on Melm's arms and Zotru's eyes was considered a sign from the fleet's "god"(the thing that attacked them) and they were both assigned significant roles within the tribe, Melm as a fighter on their best ship and Zotru the next head shaman. Which led to them being separated for about a decade.
Melm had no memory of the event and was unaware of her arms being gone (illusion made them look normal) until she met the party and started having strange dreams about hurting her sister. Which led to her running off.
Hope I didn't bore you too much, and thank you for asking ^^