#dnd short

[dingodoodles]

The Queeeeennnnn A silly moment from our silly podcast >:3c

[dinosaureleanor]

Thinking about the time I had a male witch (just flavored warlock tbh) dnd character who was in the land of the dead and was undead bc of circumstances (but was a warlock so I had some spells still).

So like I cast turn undead bc I was like “oh I can escape this place by turning undead because everything here is undead” and it kind of broke reality and left my body completely devoid of any soul and a demon filled the void created in my being and came with a nifty imp familiar.

anyways being possessed by a demon kinda made me a vampire and this imp was all too eager to go out and commit murder for “mama” so I had people to feed on. Like, kidnap a person in the middle of the night and bring them to my vampire witch to feed on but climbing into my arms and snuggling up all proud of being helpful for “mama”.

He’d just take the form of a cat and lure people into alleys at night and kill them to make mama happy. And like this was years ago but I think he enjoyed the murder to an almost concerning degree too. But it was really hard to stay mad when this imp just curls up in your arms and snuggles you and looks up with a lil cute fucked up imp face and says “mama!” In a proud and self assured way like he was proud of himself and happy to be with you.

It’s like the drunk undead people leaving the taverns in the land of the dead were the enrichment and the entirety of hell was his enclosure.

And that’s the story of how my char basically had a murder puppy who read my gender in a game 2 years before I even did in real life